**APOLOGY**

I have been informed that running a JK Rowling parody Twitter account is in fact abusive and misogynistic harassment. I wish to apologise for t𝗵is entirely of my own free will and without any inducements or threats whatsoever.

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By unfairly drawing my followers' attention to the things that JK Rowling has said and done, I may have accidentally lead some people to conclude that sh𝗲 is transphobic, bigoted, hypocritical, petty, cruel, and litigious. I have been informed that this is not true.

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I made the unethica𝗹 choice to stop buying works produced by JK Rowling. I have been informed that this is misogynistic Cancel Culture, and I am very sorry. I have replaced all books in my home with Harry Potter.

I love Harry Potter. I love only Harry Potter.

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I have been informed that I have suggested that JK Rowling eats babies, ties young women to railway tracks, is the literal anti-Christ, and has a coat made from 101 Dalmatians. I can't actually remember saying any of that, but apparently I did so I retract and a𝗽ologise.

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I have expressed my personal support for Daniel Radcliff, Rupert Grint, Em𝗺a Watson, Miriam Margolyes, and Margaret Atwood. I have been informed that they are all in fact dumb poo poo heads, and that supporting them was very misogynistic. I retract and apologise.

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JK Rowling has kindly allowed me to make a donation to a charity of her choice, because she is very, v𝗲ry nice. And pretty.

I will be donating £13.12 to the Cho Chang Diversity Project, a charity which helps to supply starving minority children with Harry Potter books.

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