Thinking about Carrie Bradshaw, a thirtysomething cosmopolitan sex columnist and her friends who have supposedly seen it all, being shocked or confused by: anal sex, bisexuality, dirty talk, kissing after oral, spanking porn, threesomes, foreskin, Sti tests, phone sex, foot fetis

Sex and the city is about four virgins trying to convince each other that they’ve definitely had sex

the difference between watching sex and the city in high school and watching it in your 30s is that the clothes are way better than you remembered and the sex is way, way worse, and also it isn't edited for TBS

Straight men still aren’t allowed to criticize it though.