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I love ceiling fans. I mean, I LOVE them. They are one of the great pleasures in life. Every time I browse ceiling fans online, I have so many questions.
1: What.... what HAPPENED to these blades? Is that flypaper? Was this made in 1972 and has been on clearance ever since?
1: What.... what HAPPENED to these blades? Is that flypaper? Was this made in 1972 and has been on clearance ever since?
2. Is this ceiling fan for people who are ashamed of having a ceiling fan? Or perhaps people who are afraid of ceiling fan blades? It looks weirdly constipated.
3. You know how it's irritating when light fixtures get dirty and it shows? Have you ever considered getting one that looks dirty FROM THE START and is also a ceiling fan? PROBLEM SOLVED
4. Why would someone pay £403.20 for this? Is it for people who have always wanted a boat, but this was the closest they could get?
5. Is it possible to spend time in a room with this fan and not have nightmares about being consumed by a giant moth after? Maybe that is a selling point?
6. OK this one is definitely fetish related but it's ok I don't need links for any detail
7. What do you call that thing where people wear goggles and sew little gears all over things and go to conventions? Did one of them get ahold of this? £ 331.58 seems like a lot but maybe it makes your house fly.
8. I guess this is for people who like a nice urine colored yellow glow on the room along with a gentle breeze?
9. What happened in the marketing department that produced this? I can't imagine any human being standing in this room with the fan on and surviving.
10. Is the selling point for this perhaps, "I don't want to share my air with anyone else"?
I was going to stop at 10 but...
11. Have you ever considered looking up at a relaxing ceiling fan which is full of... giant larvae ?
11. Have you ever considered looking up at a relaxing ceiling fan which is full of... giant larvae ?
12. Why isn't this named "Darth Fan"? Copyright maybe.
