A thread on why martinelli is better than greenwood
1. Martinelli grew up in brazil and Brazil have won more world cups than England meaning martinelli is instantly better than greenwood
2. Martinelli trained with the 2002 brazil squad at the young age of 1 quotes from Ronaldo were "I don't understand how this boy is so good and the age of 1 he will for sure be the greatest player of all time"

Don't search that up it happened you can trust me
3. Mason greenwood does not sound as good as Gabriel Teodoro Martinelli Silva this is more proof martinelli is better
4. Martinelli's starting card on fifa 20 was a 90 rated card with greenwood only having a measly rating of 67
5. Martinelli and Greenwood had a fight one time and martinelli won

Once more don't search this up it's a fact
6. Greenwood is a child rapist and that means he is a bad man and bad man=bad football player
7. Martinelli has facial hair and Greenwood does not
8. Because I said so
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