Once again out-acted by some teak furniture https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1286633626663297024

I believe he and this table have worked together before

This table sadly left the business

This table refused to work with Johnson again, citing a lack of professionalism on set

This table was fleeing through some double doors when Johnson pinned it down right there and addressed the nation on it

The lawyer for this table didn’t just pursue Johnson, but went after the support players too

Never ok.

When it’s somehow “the table” that’s let the school down

We know about the big table but can’t help but notice he’s refusing to acknowledge two other tables. Pathetic.