FOLKLORE TRACKS BY ENNEAGRAM TYPE: A THREAD
Ones: this is me trying

*NOBODY* and I mean *NOBODY* tries like a One

"I was so ahead of the curve, the curve became a sphere
Fell behind all my classmates and I ended up here"

Classic overachiever. Very me. Very sad. Very One.
Twos: peace

This is for all the Twos out there who so desperately want to take care of the people they love while fearing they're also not good enough and somehow damaging to others

"All these people think love's for show
But I would die for you in secret"

Two in a NUTSHELL
Threes: the 1

I chose this for 3s because they *would* be hyper-competent and shake things off in order to ACHIEVE and REINVENT after a rough breakup, while secretly harboring a little twinge of melancholy

"I'm doing good, I'm on some new s***
Been saying "yes" instead of "no"
Fours: cardigan

Sensitive, reserved, and romantic at heart, Fours have major cardigan vibes. They love what they love and sometimes that's just the experience of love itself

"I knew you
Tried to change the ending
Peter losing Wendy"
Fives: exile

Cutting your losses because the outcome is clear, you feel like you failed on an intellectual level, and you don't like what you see coming down the pike? Very analytical and isolation-prone Five

"'Cause you never gave a warning sign (I gave so many signs)"
Sixes: epiphany

They're called the Loyalists for a reason. Sixes have your back no matter what, even when it costs them.

"With you I serve, with you I fall down, down
Watch you breathe in, watch you breathing out, out"
Sevens: the last great american dynasty

Sevens are the adventure-seekers, the rolling stones that gather no moss, the type with the largest appetite for life. An easy pick

"There goes the maddest woman this town has ever seen
She had a marvelous time ruining everything"
Eights: hoax

Eights are heroes and fighters who aren't afraid of confrontation, but sometimes even that's not enough to keep things from falling apart

"My only one
My kingdom come undone
My broken drum
You have beaten my heart"
Nines: mirrorball

Nines are peacemakers and chameleons, who give of themselves and tend to reflect the other types back to them in order to maintain unity

"Because I'm a mirrorball
I'm a mirrorball
And I'll show you every version of yourself tonight"
Quick suggestions sans explanation for the rest

my tears ricochet: Eights
seven: Fours
august: Sevens
illicit affairs: Fives
invisible string: Twos
mad woman: Eights
betty: Fours
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