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Ones: this is me trying

*NOBODY* and I mean *NOBODY* tries like a One

"I was so ahead of the curve, the curve became a sphere
Fell behind all my classmates and I ended up here"

Classic overachiever. Very me. Very sad. Very One.
Twos: peace

This is for all the Twos out there who so desperately want to take care of the people they love while fearing they& #39;re also not good enough and somehow damaging to others

"All these people think love& #39;s for show
But I would die for you in secret"

Two in a NUTSHELL
Threes: the 1

I chose this for 3s because they *would* be hyper-competent and shake things off in order to ACHIEVE and REINVENT after a rough breakup, while secretly harboring a little twinge of melancholy

"I& #39;m doing good, I& #39;m on some new s***
Been saying "yes" instead of "no"
Fours: cardigan

Sensitive, reserved, and romantic at heart, Fours have major cardigan vibes. They love what they love and sometimes that& #39;s just the experience of love itself

"I knew you
Tried to change the ending
Peter losing Wendy"
Fives: exile

Cutting your losses because the outcome is clear, you feel like you failed on an intellectual level, and you don& #39;t like what you see coming down the pike? Very analytical and isolation-prone Five

"& #39;Cause you never gave a warning sign (I gave so many signs)"
Sixes: epiphany

They& #39;re called the Loyalists for a reason. Sixes have your back no matter what, even when it costs them.

"With you I serve, with you I fall down, down
Watch you breathe in, watch you breathing out, out"
Sevens: the last great american dynasty

Sevens are the adventure-seekers, the rolling stones that gather no moss, the type with the largest appetite for life. An easy pick

"There goes the maddest woman this town has ever seen
She had a marvelous time ruining everything"
Eights: hoax

Eights are heroes and fighters who aren& #39;t afraid of confrontation, but sometimes even that& #39;s not enough to keep things from falling apart

"My only one
My kingdom come undone
My broken drum
You have beaten my heart"
Nines: mirrorball

Nines are peacemakers and chameleons, who give of themselves and tend to reflect the other types back to them in order to maintain unity

"Because I& #39;m a mirrorball
I& #39;m a mirrorball
And I& #39;ll show you every version of yourself tonight"
Quick suggestions sans explanation for the rest

my tears ricochet: Eights
seven: Fours
august: Sevens
illicit affairs: Fives
invisible string: Twos
mad woman: Eights
betty: Fours
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