Just remembered the existence of this fucking *sublime* candid photo of me, in chef's whites, genuinely passed out on the sofa of a mansion after 18 hours working in the kitchen. Gets even better when you clock the terrifying figure in red, lurking in the shadows next to me.

(Having done some piecing together, the photographer was an extremely talented fellow called Tom Garnett, who is not on twitter. But I think his camera was guided by the hand of God, which partially explains why the Red Figure's face is invisible.)

(As for the Red Figure, I would credit them but I fear then they would pick up my scent again. Srsly though, I don't know if they are on twitter. But they're actually very pleasant and really enjoyed my cooking.)

OK, I have tracked down the other participants in this perfectly unholy image. @pax_draconis was the Red Apparition, and the photographer was @darkroomwizard, who has made a twitter account because of this, and is presumably tweeting from 15th century Italy.

I'd intended the image to be contextless, but since it's proved popular I think it's only proper I also tip you towards the superb
@harryharrold, who was partly responsible for the event it occurred at, and who explains a bit more about it here: https://twitter.com/harryharrold/status/1286698479784534016