Sally Rooney novel generator: Skinnily, I sadly and hotly forgot to eat for 7 days and I only realised when I fell over in front of trinity college and everyone was worried about me. Then a horrible man fed me something and we had sex. It felt good, and bad.

I stared at Emma. She was talking very loudly and I could tell Joseph was attracted to her while also despising her. I visualised throwing wine at her but instead I poked my hipbone into his side and raised my eyebrows. He fingered me in silent agreement.

"in case you hadn't noticed, Joseph, I'm flawed. I'm not like Emma with her humour and her obnoxious breasts. Sometimes I think the only thing I'm good at is cumming vaginally. And writing."

I don't know why I go to parties anymore. Everyone just talks about refugees and human rights while playing soft jazz. I feel at nineteen we're all too old for that. I stood there awkwardly in my very flattering black negligee that I'd paired with a beret from Urban Outfitters.

Where's Bronagh tonight? I couldn't keep the edge out of my voice. Politically I love other women but in practise it's hard. She's home for the weekend in Meath, he laughed humourlessly. I wish I could go home for the weekend but it's harder when you're from the west, I sighed.

The doctor slammed my chart down. Tough luck, lady, he smirked, your womb is no bueno.
Wait I can't parody this cos it's way too close to the truth of women's healthcare and I really liked how she represented that