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Sally Rooney novel generator: Skinnily, I sadly and hotly forgot to eat for 7 days and I only realised when I fell over in front of trinity college and everyone was worried about me. Then a horrible man fed me something and we had sex. It felt good, and bad.
I stared at Emma. She was talking very loudly and I could tell Joseph was attracted to her while also despising her. I visualised throwing wine at her but instead I poked my hipbone into his side and raised my eyebrows. He fingered me in silent agreement.
"in case you hadn& #39;t noticed, Joseph, I& #39;m flawed. I& #39;m not like Emma with her humour and her obnoxious breasts. Sometimes I think the only thing I& #39;m good at is cumming vaginally. And writing."
I don& #39;t know why I go to parties anymore. Everyone just talks about refugees and human rights while playing soft jazz. I feel at nineteen we& #39;re all too old for that. I stood there awkwardly in my very flattering black negligee that I& #39;d paired with a beret from Urban Outfitters.
Where& #39;s Bronagh tonight? I couldn& #39;t keep the edge out of my voice. Politically I love other women but in practise it& #39;s hard. She& #39;s home for the weekend in Meath, he laughed humourlessly. I wish I could go home for the weekend but it& #39;s harder when you& #39;re from the west, I sighed.
