you know what, fuck it. i’m rereading empire of gold with oomf so here’s a thread 🚶🏽‍♀️
ali: manizheh will know where we are! she’ll ask dara!

nahri: dara doesn’t know anything about me!!!!!!!

meanwhile the first place dara thinks of in his very first chapter: egypt.

nahri sweetie pls stop lying to yourself😘
i enjoy people roasting dara a lot truly
also yaqub consistently forgetting ali’s existence is peak comedy, have a meme i made in march
“He is my life.” When I tell you i felt myself approaching another breakdown as if i haven’t had four already about this scene alone
yes these aren’t in order mind your business, but i do be having a dara/muntadhir agenda sometimes
makes me sick luv 🤢 its like reading inc*st 🤢🤢🤢
wonder if dara’s spine hurts from carrying empire of gold on his BACK
nahri “i dont love dara anymore, im over him” e-nahid sure does take every chance she gets to stand up for him
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