I like presidents who don’t tear gas moms.

I like presidents who don’t cage babies.

I like presidents who don’t mock the disabled.

I like presidents who don’t rape women in department stores.

I like presidents who don’t demonize people of color.

I like presidents who don’t let 142 thousand of their citizens die because of their own ineptitude.

I like presidents who don’t foment racial discord.

I like presidents who don’t expect applause for successfully identifying an elephant.

I like presidents who don’t impeached for abusing their office for private political gain.

I like presidents who don’t weaponize secret police forces to attack and abduct peaceful protesters.

I like presidents who don’t vilify Mexicans, Gold Star families, shithole countries, women, gays, transgender soldiers, Black athletes, John McCain, Elijah Cummings, Baltimore, peaceful protesters and a free, unfettered press.

I like presidents who don’t actively seek to suppress the vote.

I like presidents who don’t completely ignore Russian bounties on the heads of American soldiers.

I like presidents who don’t exert more effort protecting dead Confederates than live Americans.

I like presidents who don’t hold health briefings solely to massage their fragile egos.

I like presidents who don’t scapegoat Black American protesters for the spread of Covid instead of his own ignorance and incompetence.

I like presidents who don’t assiduously circumvent the Constitution, the rule of law, and our system of checks and balances.

I like presidents who don’t demean judges, allies, legislators, dissenters, the press and our most sacrosanct democratic norms and institutions.

I like presidents who don’t traffic in mistruths, conspiracy theories, and deadly science-denial.

I like presidents who don’t pretend that tragedies aren’t occurring and who beleive magical-thinking will make them disappear.

I like presidents who don’t sow fear, rancor and division simply to rev up their White supremacist base.

I like presidents who aren’t racists, morons, swindlers, whiners, draft dodgers, business failures, con men, inveterate liars or white nationalists.

I like presidents who don’t blame economic woes on immigrants, foreigners and People of Color or ban travelers based on their religion.

I like presidents who don’t answer mass shootings with empty platitudes while pledging fealty to the gun lobby.

I like presidents who don’t espouse family values while paying hush money to their porn actress mistress.

I like presidents who don’t regard Neo-Nazis as “good, fine people.”

I like presidents who don’t create imaginary migrant caravans to gin up pre-midterm fear.

I like presidents who don’t lie, cheat, abuse their power, and use the office of the presidency to enrich themselves.

I like presidents who don’t try to hastily reopen schools without a plan to protect our teachers and children.

I like who presidents who trust American intelligence agencies over the “word” of an authoritarian dictator.

I like presidents who don’t try to strip millions of Americans of their health coverage, especially those with preexisting conditions.

I like presidents who take responsibility for their actions, not casting blame on everyone else for their actions and inaction.

I like presidents who understand that dissent is a pillar of democracy and that there is nothing more patriotic than forcing America to live up to its highest ideals and aspirations.

I like presidents who do everything they can to curtail attacks on our electoral integrity by pernicious foreign adversaries instead of doing nothing.