I eat Hornets

i don’t agree

wtf do you mean

curtains can be clothes

i like the way you think

the ocean is full of fish cum

woah woah calm down buddy

hush

no

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why are my parents watching this in front of me

what is it

idk man it just makes me uncomfortable

why am i so lonely

you mean why are ‘we’ so lonely

you’re just a dumbass talking to yourself

woah okay,, ouch

i’m allergic to penicillin

yeah i am

i’m just lucky to not be allergic to peanuts or dairy or sumn

grrr i’m cold but don’t wanna move my hands to pick up the blanket 1 cm away from me grrr

two replies huh ,, twitter you’re giving me a panic attack

if someone is actually reading this thread,, i’m sincerely sorry

idk how twitter works so i’ll just be sad for now

y’all like my cat

fingernails

stop tweeting random shizz you ain’t special

i’m rubbing my cats face with my feet ,,, and personally i’d love someone rubbing my face with their feet iykyk , unless they have some gross foot disease and their name is not gari, liz, or remi

stop looking at my tweets whore,,, show yourself

yo i made a carrd

good job it took 4 minutes

yeah

i’m crying

hypothetically

how are my parents watching a birth scene with straight faces im straight up laughing

why did no one tell me you could like your own tweets

why would you do thaf

to boost your ego ig

it

i hated that movie

if anyone is reading this and your a female ,, you sexy

also if you call yourself trash ,, i don’t mind, i eat trash (i will not elaborate)

gn y’all i’m going to stalk people on my other acc

gm it’s 5 pm

been grinding all night

i’m using that as an excuse not to talk to people lol

wanna hear something cool

sure

i’ve stepped on a baby once

why

it was an accident but i still don’t like babies

phew

mac n cheese

that’s disgusting

i realized that after i dug my hand into the panera mac n cheese

yoooo

shut up

yeah that’s what the picture says

yeah i can read

i don’t think so

is my english honors nothing to you

english honors is the default dumbass

i’m at the top of my class

no? you’re just a little bit above average since you understand things more easily

why the fuck am i calling myself out

i have no clue what that says

neither do i

us rn

just say me it’s easier

ass

my feet are always sweaty, so whenever i put a bandaid on it slips off, and when i try using another one it slips off too, and i feel guilty for wasting them so i tape it on my foot and that slips too so i end up in a bloody sweaty mess

that’s disgusting

i’m aware and it’s happening rn and i’m crying

i need to get up but i’m so comfy ughh

oh shit

i had to delete my love story grunting shit tweet because there’s a bot that retweets every tweet that has taylors name in it i hate it here

i blocked it so,,, yeah i took a massive shit while listening to love story by taylor swif t

i don’t wanna risk it

to the people reading this thread,, mayhaps? ,,