i’m watching appropriate behaviour for the 500th time and i can safely say desiree akhavan is the funniest person on earth

“oh i dont need new reading material i’m only up to book 2 of the Twilight series”

“you know i don’t like being in enclosed spaces where i can’t detect any visible gay people”

i want to get high with her

why is she such a train wreck? same

“just because your breasts are small doesn’t mean they’re not legitimate” i literally can’t breathe

LESBIAN ORPHAN PROPAGANDA

i love this movie and i love you @akhavandesiree @CFparkville

also of course @ArianMoayed as shirin’s annoyingly accomplished brother