1. A little day dream thread, feel free to dream it with me!
Wake up one morning, switch the tv on (which in itself would never happens#, but anyway)
Person I don’t know presents from an unfamiliar studio:
‘Don’t be alarmed. Everything has changed. The bbc is closed today

2. awaiting a serious investigation.
‘Overnight, several government ministers have been arrested for treason.
‘The restrictions placed on the British population following the coronavirus have been lifted. There will be no more extreme measures or distancing necessary.

3. ‘With immediate effect, the UK has withdrawn its membership and its funding of the UN, the WHO, the WEF and several other organisations.
‘Several non-government individuals have also been arrested overnight or warrants issued for their arrest. These include Bill and Melinda

4. Gates and Drs Fauci and Schwab.
‘It is suspected that a terrible crime has been committed against you the British people.
‘There is no need for panic but the UK will undergo several days of uncertainty and reorganisation as we work to appoint individuals who can be trusted

5. ‘and who can be proven not to be corrupt. There may be disruption to communications services as the 5G network is disabled.
‘In the meantime please stay as close to home as possible. Until certain individuals have been arrested and detained, there is a risk of retaliation.

6. ‘All broadcast stations have been silenced for now so their output can be cleansed of propaganda.
‘People of Britain you are free from the greatest lie ever played out on you.’
Go into kitchen, make coffee. Sit on back door step. Gaze up at the sky expecting a satellite to

7. come plunging down from the blue. Take a match to my government issued mask. Watch it fizzle and the smoke drift gently away. It’s over.