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Watching Greys Annatomy for the first time. This show is so aggressively horny
3 episodes in and I think 70% of the dialogue is people either trying to fuck or talking about how they want to fuck.
Meredith has already been assaulted like 10 times. What the fuck is going on.
Meredith has already been assaulted like 10 times. What the fuck is going on.
Cristina is a stone cold killer though
Alex is a tool. Malti says he gets better but I don’t see how that’s possible.
Favorite part so far is the dude refusing to let Izzie perform surgery on him because he’s jerked it to her lingerie pics
All the old patients want to fuck George. When does he give in
Cristina takes Burke bringing her coffee as him coming onto her. Sexy music plays. Cut to lingering look from Burke. This show is fantastic
Izzie breaks up with unsupportive boyfriend. Ending the only relationship on the show. Opens her up to be as openly horny as the rest of the hospital.
Are you fucking kidding me. Only let the coffee thing breath for an episode.
Can any surgeons confirm that intense personal conversations about your sex lives happen with other surgeons while performing open heart surgery
Alex literally walks around with condoms in his lab coat. Almost done with season one and this dude has zero redeemable qualities
George getting syphilis episode a surprising not very sex positive story line considering this show is 95% about sex
Power move to end the first season with the cliff hanger that he’s married then first episode of season 2 have her become a recurring character.
Season 1 grade:
B+
1. Cristina is far and away the best.
2. Upset that they’re setting up Alex and Izzie as a potential couple.
3. Burke fucks
4. Praying they never stop the corny voice overs
B+
1. Cristina is far and away the best.
2. Upset that they’re setting up Alex and Izzie as a potential couple.
3. Burke fucks
4. Praying they never stop the corny voice overs
Burke promptly ends things with Cristina. Losing major points in the process
PLOT TWIST. Sheppard was cheated on. This show is a roller coaster
Where are the non surgeons in this fucking hospital
Addison just walks into the hospital every day in stilettos looking like a early 90s Disney villian and I’m fucking here for it.
Cristina faints in the OR due to.... pregnancy?
This is the face of a woman who says. “Wait for it.” Seconds before the show explaining its an extra uterine pregnancy and she’s bleeding out.
Is it sexist to think Meredith is being unreasonable with how she’s handling the Sheppard situation?
Burke realizing he’s in love with Cristina while giving a diagnosis of a literal broken heart during the outro is so on the nose that I can’t even laugh
Meredith’s mom fucking sucks
There is no subtext in this show so far. No subtlety. Something happens and is immediately paid off in the next scene. I don’t need to pay attention it’s great.
Richard and her mom were fucking! Who isn’t fucking on this show
He didn’t sign the papers! Meredith no longer being unreasonable
“Porn as pain management” all time line
If this guy wasn’t actively trying to let his daughter die he would get an endorsement of fucking
This episode has everything.
Shamans
George performing surgery in an elevator
Cristina reciting erotica about naughty nurses to calm a patient
Shamans
George performing surgery in an elevator
Cristina reciting erotica about naughty nurses to calm a patient
HE LEAVES HER HANGING AFTER THIS FUCKING SPEACH!?!?
WAIT HE SHOWED UP AFTER SHE LEAVES. LET ME OFF THIS CRAZY RIDE.
double plot twist he’s staying with Addison and her salmon scrubs
They’re attempting to make me a sympathetic character out of Alex by making him have an emotional break down and trouble with his exam and I won’t be happy when it works.
Good thing they messed up Merediths hair. Otherwise I wouldn’t be able to tell she’s going through a hard time
How many times in a single day can Meredith and Sheppard end up on the same elevator.
Sheppard officially being a huge piece of shit. Make up your mind dude.
Holy shit there are 317 episodes of this fucking show
Burke has a key made for Cristina after their first sleep over.
Izzie openly begging for sex after Alex can’t get it up.
Meredith kicking some rando out of her bed.
The scene is set
Izzie openly begging for sex after Alex can’t get it up.
Meredith kicking some rando out of her bed.
The scene is set
Honestly my two favorite things so far.
1. How incredibly unprofessional everyone in this hospital is with patients (other than Burke)
2. All of the cameos of semi famous D-C list actors so I’m constantly
1. How incredibly unprofessional everyone in this hospital is with patients (other than Burke)
2. All of the cameos of semi famous D-C list actors so I’m constantly
No one:
Burke: hey we’ve been barely dating for about a month. You should move in
Burke: hey we’ve been barely dating for about a month. You should move in
Honestly Cristina being this messy only makes me like her more
ALEX NO
Not interested in your fucking redemption arch Alex but something is 100% happening that’s going to make me like him and I’m not happy
Big time slut shaming episode.
Olivia gets thrown under the bus for doing nothing wrong.
Izzie calls out Meredith for getting her freak on.
You can’t have it both ways show. Either embrace the fucking or don’t
Olivia gets thrown under the bus for doing nothing wrong.
Izzie calls out Meredith for getting her freak on.
You can’t have it both ways show. Either embrace the fucking or don’t
Of all the things that should have caused friction in their “relationship” Cristina and Burke fight over her not believing in god
Burke pressuring Cristina into making decisions she doesn’t want to make. Dude needs to calm all the way down
Betting odds for the first of the main 5 to fuck a patient.
Alex: -250
Cristina: +1000
Meredith: +150
George: +400
Izzie: -150
Alex: -250
Cristina: +1000
Meredith: +150
George: +400
Izzie: -150
Intersex child episode. Isnt George legally responsible to tell the child if they ask?
Where the fuck did this dog come from? Did I miss something
Seriously. All the old patients want to fuck George.
Instantly in love with Bailey’s replacement
George just refused to cross a picket line and @bertspeaks hates him. Why am I not surprised that you’re a boot licker?
WAIT WTF IZZIE HAS A DAUGHTER.
These screams will haunt my nightmares
Malti says we’ve reached the first “Greys” episode.
Bailey in labor and her husband is on the operating table because he got in a crash on the way there.
A woman has her arm inside a chest cavity preventing a live bazooka round from exploding
Bailey in labor and her husband is on the operating table because he got in a crash on the way there.
A woman has her arm inside a chest cavity preventing a live bazooka round from exploding
She says this is a small taste of what’s to come. I don’t even want to ask how things can get more ridiculous because I can’t fucking wait
Coach Taylor is on the bomb squad!
Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can’t explode.
Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can’t explode.
Of course Izzie and Alex casually fucking in a supply closet. I can’t take the smash cuts in this fucking show
I swear to god if the only payoff from this episode is to have Burke and Sheppard call eachother by their first names I’m gonna lose it
