Thread by @houndoour, Oops! All Gilears: Into The Gilearverse livetweet thread Gilear the Faethful just [...]

Oops! All Gilears: Into The Gilearverse livetweet thread

Gilear the Faethful just won an all expenses paid trip to meet the Fantasy Sprouse Brothers from a pack of danimals by rolling 2 nat 20& #39;s in a row. We started the campaign 10 minutes ago

"What do you mean Gilear can& #39;t be a Scorpio?"

"do you want to drive the car w bees in the engine or bill seacaster& #39;s car?"
"bill& #39;s car please"
"well bill& #39;s car also has bees in the engine"

FIGARAEL FAETH AND HER FATHER GORTHILEAR FAETH

Lactose Intolerant Gilear had to roll Survival to decide what to order at the taqueria

GILEAR NEEDS TO STOP ROLLING NAT 20s. ALL OF THE GILEARS.

Professor Gilear showing educational raps in class

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Gilear the Faethful is trying to pour sugar water in the engine of bill seacaster& #39;s car to appease the bees in the engine there& #39;s so much to unpack here

I FORGOT ABOUT GORTHILEAR& #39;S WHOLE ENTIRE BACK TATTOO THAT HE JUST GOT ON A WHIM. and he THREW UP LIKE 20 MINUTES IN

"please roll a perception check with advantage"
"yaaaaayyy"
[rolls a 2 and a 1]
"nooooooo"

I think literally all of us have tried to artificially nerf our gilears at some point because it would& #39;ve been OOC to let him be as strong as we rolled for. in the campaign or in character creation

Some specific character details:
-Professor Gilear has a thiccy ass
-Lig, specifically, is bisexual

-Gilear the Faethful also has the bubonic plague
-Gorthilear is wanted for murder

ROUND 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO:

So LIG is still in the trashcan

"Gilear has to take anger management classes"
"NO. You don& #39;t understand. He doesn& #39;t have RAGE he just has GAS. No rage just indigestion!"

INTO THE GILEARVERSE PART 3 INCOMING

things I forgot to mention last time because I was distracted last session (taken from the recap)
-lig had to make a dex check to make it to the shitter
-fig is trying to find riz bc she has 4 gilear dads now and gilear is looking for fig
-gilear the faethful is in a trashcan.

recap (cont.)
-also fought yogurt monsters from when gilear left yogurt in there as lunchlad.
-we found riz& #39;s teacher!

/end recap

"Let pick up from lig in the bathroom."

our DM then remembers that the reason we ended with lig shitting was because they were laughing so hard and they started laughing again

lig rolls a wisdom check to remember to wash his hands after shitting

I FORGOT ABOUT JEREMY. HE BULLIES GILEAR. SO HARD. HE TERRIFIES ALL OF THE GILEARS SO MUCH

Gorthilear: why the fuck do you not eat vegan yogurt
Lig: it doesn& #39;t taste as good
Prof Gilear: Hallarial tried to get us all to go vegan. it was hard and fabian refused.

Also the trashcan literally gives people advantage

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> Lig and Faethful making gains

"I am Professor Gilear the Gilearned. Sandralynn took the last name Faeth in the divorce."

WE& #39;RE ALL ASSIGNING GILEAR DIFFERENT HAIR STYLES

we have toupee gilear, balding gilear "with horns where a toupee would be", bowlcut gilear, and mullet gilear

I don& #39;t even know if this is canonical

JUST KIDDING GILEARNED HAS A POMPADOUR.
FAETHFUL IS THE MULLET
GORTHILEAR IS BALDING W HORNS
LIG IS BOWLCUT GILEAR

the way the entire party just goes no

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"If I use Find Familiar can I summon Fig?" SHGKURGLHUSRHGURKHSRKURGHUSHRKLGHSR SCREAMS

imagine walking to class and seeing 3 versions of your professor, one of whom is a tiefling, one of them holding a trashcan, and all of them having different hairstyles. also your professor is gilear

not someone saying “the suite life of Cody and zac”

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Faethful thinks Gorthilear is Gorgug’s dad

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Gorthilear won’t let faethful eat a sandwich he’s interrupted their sandwich activities like 4 times

The party is officially named “The Chosen Four” nice nice nice

Gorthilear: Fig’s biological father is Gilthelax

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GILEARVERSE DAY 4. COMMENCE.

Where we last left off: We are all trying to spy on some students in the cleric class. Riz is in the vents helping. Faethful is inside a trashcan we placed in the middle of the classroom. While the students were there.

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