hi someone came into my job and he had a phillies tattoo and i was like “ugh a phillies fan?” and i showed him my citi coordinates tat and told him i met david, bragging, blah blah and he told me david how david hit him during batting practice one time and-

he said that he tried to catch a ball he it lmfaooo so he went to the citizens bank park first aid and david broke his finger HAHA and david brought him down to meet him and gave him signed stuff because he broke his finger lmfaoo david is the purest human ever https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">