The "Proud Boys" did a thing. I listened so you don't have to. Here is the recap.

"Proud Boy" leader Enrique Tarrio is somehow dumber IRL than he is online. He shouldn't do these kind of things. It's embarrassing.
Joe Biggs shows off his Nazi, I mean "Viking" tattoo.

They are all big sad about being deplatformed and are hyping their new safe space where they don't have to debate anyone.
They are also big sad that nobody likes them. Republicans don't like them. The Police now don't like them. Nobody likes the "Proud Boys" anymore. Cry harder losers. The pity party comprises most of the episode. Kind of enjoyed it actually....
Tarrio recounts the death of his Uncle as a result of him not getting adequate health care during Covid
But he is too dumb to connect the dots between Trump's absolutely horrible leadership during Covid and a for profit healthcare system as causal factors in his Uncle's death.
Because every day is a new day to re-live the "Bay of Pigs" for Tarrio, he just does bootlickery while locked in an imaginary battle with the USSR. A useful idiot with much more emphasis on the latter.
The guy in the right with the shitty Oakleys whose name I forget and might be the guy whose dad shit on him via the online for being a Piss Boy is the dumbest "Proud Boy" on the planet.
He is big mad that Covid is getting in the way of the economy working specifically and only for inefficient small business guys with big trucks.. Also, masks are hot (not sexy hot) and he seems generally sad that Covid has gotten in the way of having fun.
Because this giant toddler can't do everything he wants to do and understands freedom to mean saying the n-word with a hard r and buying stuff, he thinks all this Covid stuff is bullshit.
He is big sad about all the wasted labor going into things like cleaning and sanitation and what not. Also, he is not a pussy and is very tough and all of that.
Finally, Tarrio is mad at the cops whose boots he sent his boys to lick after said cops denounced his boys. Cops only care about cops, but Enrique is dumb so he doesn't know this and is genuinely baffled all the time.
Cause cops are mean he is going to write a strongly worded email to the cops to sort things out. It probably won't though because he is dumb and everyone hates the Proud Boys. Can't wait for episode 2
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