Thanks to @ollywldrn, I’ve just seen this iconic episode of Come Dine With Me in its entirety and I can’t do anything other than tell you all about it immediately with this THREAD.

To ease you in, here’s our icon Peter’s introduction.

Now here is the first clash between Peter and Jane. If you ask me... Jane started the whole thing!

Jane gives her initial thoughts on the people’s prince, Peter.

Peter gives his thoughts on Adam’s breakfast burrito before suggesting some law changes and declaring his bid to be Prime Minister. He’s got my vote!

Here’s a real treat. Adam gives us an improvised rap about Jane and Peter.

Jane still not impressed with Peter at all.

Now we’re on to Jane’s night. Peter frustratingly impressed with her fishcake.

Jane made the mistake of bringing up everyone’s celebrity lookalikes. I think this moment was the beginning of the end.

What does Peter score Jane for her evening?

The big day has finally arrived. Peter’s night is here. His fellow contestants clearly can’t wait.

Sorry about this but I had to include it.

Jane arrives and THEY’RE WEARING THE CLOTHES FROM THE CLIP.

Time to see what everyone thought of Peter’s posh cheesy salad starter.

Does Peter’s roast beef main go down any better?

During the main, they talk about their first impressions of each other and Peter bravely asks Jane for her thoughts on him.

This incredible scene continues until our misunderstood king decides he’s had enough.

Don’t want to be accused of airbrushing Peter so must point out that I forgot to mention how he said this before serving his main. Naughty.

Now time for Peter to deliver his dessert to the world’s most awkward dinner table.

Of course, the thread couldn’t end without television’s most iconic scene in its entirety.