i don't know if you've ever noticed this but human ears by themselves are very gross looking, and now more than ever i truly understand the neko ears thing
i say this as a lead in to the horrifying meme i was inspired to make at 5:30 am because i did not know what a terrible idea i'd had. but i carried on in spite of the monster i was designing. I figured this joke would be more common given the observation seeming obvious
yet i can only assume that people got part of the way through creating the beast, and stopped out of their better judgement. Well, i'm too fucking tired to have judgement (and i'm the teensiest bit mad tonight) so i did i fucking did it
these are just miscellaneous tweets at the end because i know twitter shows the ends of a thread and i don't want my monster to just pop on a timeline unwarned
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