Can we make a thread of the things the other gender put us through https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">. Basically, clown moments https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ€Ą" title="Clownsgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Clownsgesicht">. It can be from back in highschool to a point where you lost your mind. I’ll go first
1. This was light, but at this point, that’s when I should’ve left the relationship https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">. So it was back in spring fair days and mo boy and I had agreed to meet up there and go to the movies. So I arrived there and chilled with my friends.
He came later on in the day. So we met up vele ko Girls High and he asked me to wait at the gate, he’s just going to say goodbye to his gents so we can go to the movies. Did I not wait there from 13:00 until 16:00 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ€Ą" title="Clownsgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Clownsgesicht">. Right there by the gate https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">.
He then called ka bo past four to tell me that he left with his friends and he’ll see me some other time https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ€Ą" title="Clownsgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Clownsgesicht">.
2. It was on my birthday/our anniversary. We had plans but he couldn’t make it because he was spending time at his granny’s place with his family. Did I not see pictures of him and friends with some girl on that night https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ€Ą" title="Clownsgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Clownsgesicht">.
3. This one got me boiling that’s when I was like, nah fam https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">. So, this one time, I went le mo boy to his soccer match and he obviously gave me his things to watch, including his phone. They didn’t lie when they said you’ll find what you wanted on a gent’s phone https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">.
There I was, going through mo boy’s WhatsApp. Did I not see a text talking about the universe forcing him and some girl together, even though they had friendly sex and what not. I was like holl’up. What!? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">. Then I continued scrolling.
I saw a text where he was telling some girl that he wants to lay on her boobs, heh heh njani njani. There I was, shaking by the football field. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">. I literally felt like I was about to lose my mind https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">.
Went back to his res room and confronted him, this gent really went ahead and cried, asking for forgiveness https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ„Ž" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">. Mara because Dipuo was a clown, the relationship continued for a year and a half https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ€Ą" title="Clownsgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Clownsgesicht">.
4. Yoh! This one I don’t know what I was thinking https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">. I met this gent online and we had a situationship because I was single and why not. I never really questioned why we never went to his place, it was always hotels/air bnb’s/ his cousin’s place.
This one time, he invited me to his cousin’s place and as soon as I got there, I called his mobile phone. Bare in mind that he always used WhatsApp to call me. Heh kere another woman answered. I was like “hello, please tell **** to come open the gate”.
I honestly thought it was their helper https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">. Then the lady said “hello, this is **** wife. Please turn back and go back where you come from “. Did the girl still not find herself esfubeni knowing that she’s a side chick https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ€Ą" title="Clownsgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Clownsgesicht">.
Anyway, those are things if the past https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">. The girl knows better now.
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