In middle school we had to fill out a questionnaire for PE and one of the questions was "what would you do if you found a wallet on a soccer field" and I answered "go to the hospital because a brain injury is the only reason I& #39;d be at a soccer field" and they called my mom https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☠" title="Totenkopf" aria-label="Emoji: Totenkopf"> https://twitter.com/lizduckchong/status/1285428567782723584">https://twitter.com/lizduckch...

I would& #39;ve taken that stupid quiz more seriously if my PE teacher wasn& #39;t so proud of being a virgin!!

He taught sex ed too and would get up there and confidently tell all of us that he was waiting for marriage like I& #39;M sorry, is it too much to ask that our sex ed teacher not be a fucking 34 year old virgin?? At least our other sex ed teacher was a fearless lesbian