In middle school we had to fill out a questionnaire for PE and one of the questions was "what would you do if you found a wallet on a soccer field" and I answered "go to the hospital because a brain injury is the only reason I'd be at a soccer field" and they called my mom https://twitter.com/lizduckchong/status/1285428567782723584

I would've taken that stupid quiz more seriously if my PE teacher wasn't so proud of being a virgin!!

He taught sex ed too and would get up there and confidently tell all of us that he was waiting for marriage like I'M sorry, is it too much to ask that our sex ed teacher not be a fucking 34 year old virgin?? At least our other sex ed teacher was a fearless lesbian