richie as the fallen angel, eddie as the random businessman whose front yard he lands in
after richie convinces eddie to let him crash on his couch eddie's 95% convinced he's either unwell or trying to scam him, but the other 5% is devoted to noticing how richie glows a little in sunlight and acts delighted by every small mundanity
eddie: if you're an angel why do you swear so much

richie: it's not like i could curse up there, eds, you're telling me when you left home you didn't start dropping f bombs left and right? FUCK
richie: hey eds wanna see my true form

eddie: is this another excuse to take off your pants please richβ€”

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eddie: what the fuck
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