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a thread of things sf9 has done that shouldn't be real but they are
lets start this with the iconic "taeyang-ssi" where zuho exploded because yootaeyang being super clumsy
just chani regretting his decision of attending isac while he was doing stretching
this iconic jaebin vlive where it got taken down by vlive because it was "an adult content" deadass 
taeyang got his ipad taken away because hes playing it too much and telling it to rowoon, and rowoon like a mom he is, ready to fight
dawon telling that he was chased by a sunday school teacher and he jumped from 2nd floor of church, escaping that teacher because he was bored and collapsed after
this is what hwiyoung, dawon, inseong, and chani did when they have to teach someone their choreo and chani deadass stated that they learned it spartan way
zuho has a screenshot of rowoon's kiss scene from eoy and show it off on his vlive
dispatch wrote a whole article about sf9 yootaeyang who gave his personal hotspot to his fans on isac because they have no connection
jaengtyang dancing on rpm while in the midst of a karaoke session deadass
inseong teaching fantasy how to fanchant because we keep messing it all the time 
tbh they even have the whole vlive clowning our fanchant
tbh they even have the whole vlive clowning our fanchant
just inda imitated yootaeyang's iconic hair dryer pose when hes not even there and made double d, a member of a rookie group, terrified.
rohwichan doing a cheering with word "pancake" and dawon telling them that his team will beat their cheering
meanwhile dawon team's cheering was just them kissing each other and rowoon telling them that their director was definitely not satisfied with it
dawon saying "put your hands in the air like we're in church" in sf9 concert
rowoon scolding everyone to be clean and tidy especially taeyang and inseong telling him that he found a chicken bone in his hoodie and everyone accuse inseong that its he himself did that
taeyang witnessing how fast zuho took a shower, saying that he finished his shower session after taeyang went grab his drink for few mins and taeyang suspecting him not using shampoo 
inseong telling that the lie detector always buzzes hes lying even when he said "he is a man" or "he is korean" then lied about him loving his members afterwards i-
another lie detector, inseong got "truth" when he said he likes chani better than hwiyoung then he said "i lied tho" someone pls save this man
the reason why yootaeyang got his ipad taken away: he keeps writing messages to fantasy such as "heh" "im bored without sf9 members" or "raised your jigubong (sf9's lightstick) if you can read this" HE EVEN SHOWED THE CROWD SF9'S RPM PERFORMANCE VIDEO
yootaeyang, after he got his ipad taken away from him: unemployed taeyang a never ending saga
zuho panicked because he heard sumn like a bird sound and saying hes in the studio so theres no way there's a bird, then saying "how do i sleep tonight? what if there's a ghost?"
rowoon deadass pretending that he is a background music while jaeyoon reenacting rowoon's dialogue from eoy
jaeyoon and his crafting agendai
i swear to god there's so much more because sf9 is hella chaotic all 9 of them only have 3 braincells and god, they only belong to youngbin BUT youngbin sometimes, out of his control that even dawon lost his shit
stan sf9 or else
