I really hope Nintendo starts to lean harder into Directs not showing off their first-party games because they've already tried being as clear as possible that recent Directs wouldn't show anything relating to them and their diehard fans still whined and cried about it.
"Here's an hour long Direct for a Switch port of Nioh 2. Fuck you, cry harder."
Diehard Nintendo fans, please, I beg you, play other games. I promise that there are good games for you to play while Nintendo works on their first-party titles.
Do you guys understand that video games take time to make? Do you really think Nintendo can pump out quality titles every few months? Please don't tell me you genuinely believe this.
They tried that with Majora's Mask and y'all hated that shit when you were kids.
It's not like Satoru Iwata, the dude y'all worship, tried to foster an environment where all video games are considered important. Nah, he'd totally want y'all to review bomb games appearing on Nintendo consoles and endlessly whine about it on social media.
God I hate diehard Nintendo fans.
I don't think there has ever been a more entitled group of gamers and I say that with all sincerity.
I guess it really shouldn't be that much of a surprise that I hate diehard Nintendo fans because I generally despise any person that swears unyielding fealty to any corporate entity.
I'm really looking forward to some Nintendo fans finding this thread and claiming that I'm only frustrated because they're criticising Nocturne so I can turn around and inform them that I fucking hate that game too.
In a real "all videos games are bad" mood tonight, folks.
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