Please help, its for science

[ Hannigram as parents - poll]

Who's the mother hen

Who gives the most hugs /kisses

Who sings for baby

Who changes the diapers

Who falls asleep with baby in their arm when in a chair

whos more likely to talk to baby in the " high pitched baby voice"

who teach the kid "bad things" just to annoy the other

who decorates babys room to surprise the other

who pokes baby softly bc it squishy and cute

who takes their child to their first hunt ( + rt quote at what age)

who's the annoying dad

who makes THE WORSE dads jokes

who accidentally call himself mom and is now stuck with it bc baby called them mom

who actually likes to get up at night when baby cry just because he can cuddle with baby and husband to sleep

who gives the worse punishment ( as in awkward, theyd never humiliate or hurt their kid like boomers do)

who is over enthusiastic when preparing little one for first day of school

who tries way to hard to be the " cool dad" when really they re not

who teaches little one how to fight

who knows all little one's friends and who did what at recess

who walks little one to school until they re 17 and really dont want to be walked to school

who embarasses little one at each parent-teach meeting by how they look

who tells little one they eat "lont pig" and when

who does little one goes to when upset?

who plays tea and dolls with little one

who carries little one to bed when they fall asleep on the couch

who buys way too much toys

who teach little one how to drive

last one,

who wants to read kid fics?

The link

TW // blood, violence, smut

tags : emotional rollercoaster from angst to toothrotting fluff

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25389613