Things that http://AliExpress.com  has recommended to me. (Thread)
Human-size pig’s feet plush pillow.
Lace boxer shorts with dicksleeve.
Highly specialized snack bowl for eating and disposing of pistachios while watching TV, but only on my phone.
A reborn doll that eerily resembles my son.
A reborn doll that eerily resembles my son.
A reborn doll that eerily resembles my son.
A cooler reborn doll that might even be potty trained.
Orangutan reborn doll.
Many more dicksleeve underwear options. One of them is particularly breathable.
Many more dicksleeve underwear options. One of them is particularly breathable.
Many more dicksleeve underwear options. One of them is particularly breathable.
Many more dicksleeve underwear options. One of them is particularly breathable.
Many more dicksleeve underwear options. One of them is particularly breathable.
Spirited Away car ornament. This one I might actually buy.
This one I won’t.
Monkey Asshole Kleenex Dispenser ™
“Bladder trainer”??
This. Whatever it is. http://AliExpress.com  recommends it for me. It’s based on my shopping history apparently.
And, finally, teeth. http://AliExpress.com  recommends I buy teeth. Shipping is free.
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