i’m gonna watch the old guard now because i saw one scene and it filled me with extreme gay yearning

okay i have to get up early tomorrow so i will watch the first half hour of the old guard and then watch the rest tomorrow

I have known Joe and Nicky for exactly two minutes and all I can say is if god hates the gays why do we keep winning

OH SO HE’S GAY *AND* HAS A SWORD??

[single shot of Joe and Nicky cuddling]
my yearning gay ass:

i’m an hour in and i must say: NOOOOOO PUTTHEM BACK YOU BASTARDS FUCK OU FUCK YOU

I ALREADY KNOW THEY GET OUR OF THIS MOVIE ALIVE BUT IF THEY HURT MY DUDES I’M GONNA GO ANDY ON THE WRITERS OF THIS FILM SO HELP ME GOD

imagine getting kidnapped by a bunch of soldiers who make fun of you for being gay and then just passionately kiss your husband in front of them I crave what they have

in the wise immortal words of coco: don’t TOCH!! THEM!!!