my top main character high school moments, a thread!!
painting my hand red just to slap it on my friend's face for spirit day, then sheepishly asking the teacher if i could go wash off my dripping wet hand.
eating chicken nuggets in class, being told "you can't eat those in here," and promptly walking out of the classroom to eat the rest of the nuggets before coming back in.
sitting in the back corner by the window with a large counter to rest my elbow on to daydream. (anime moment)
having a free block three times a week and just exploring the building with my free time, or napping in the beanbag in the library.
standing in the gym during the pep rally in the front, jumping and screaming as a choreographed wrestling match happens 2 feet in front of you
skipping school to have s*x in a tent 😅😱🥱
going to wegmans after homecoming and getting kicked out after riding the motorized shopping carts around like go-carts
buying whip-cream at that said wegmans and spraying a glob on your wrist, slapping it with the other hand so it flies in the air, and trying to catch it in your mouth.
getting to leave school early for cross country/track meets and feeling really cool as you get out of your seat with a silent nod to your teacher, because they get emails with the students who get the leave early.
airdropped a message "hi!" to everyone, got a response back, "Hi who is this," we ended up having a sick airdrop conversation.
spent the hour long lunch playing http://jackbox.tv  with the group
playing paranoia with the group in a classroom with the lights off during lunch, with one round insinuating i would smash any of my friends. 😅🤪🤩
being interviewed by the cops because your coach was a p*do and showed you videos of his partners posing naked :) :) : ) : ) : )

anyways
SIKE going to a SECRET location to be interviewed behind one way glass wall about that coach : ) : )))
going on fake runs during xc practice where we actually go to the park
throwing all out bags over and jumping over the fence to get onto the track just to run
loading the entire xc team into a few cars after practices the day before our meets to have a pasta party where we carb up before the big days!!!
skipping school to get pizza, only to have the pizza slide OFF THE TRAY and onto your lap :)
walking into the school to see the band playing holiday tunes before winter break
spraining my ankle on a fucking walnut the day before the first championship cross country meet :)
winning the second championship meet (regionals) a week after spraining my ankle :D
getting my picture taken four times in one year for athlete of the week, the athletics director sighing the third time he saw me come into his office with a "do i need to take a new picture or can i use the old one?"
skipping a pep rally to dick around on the tennis courts
being a favorite student by almost all of my teachers because i'm,,,, entertaining but also studious and academic!
fucking TYPOS IN THIS THREAD
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