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this or that: crazy ex-girlfriend edition 
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rebecca or valencia
nathaniel or old greg
darryl or paula
josh chan or trent
heather or valencia
old greg or new greg
white josh or father brah
let’s have intercourse or I gave you a UTI
first penis I saw or after everything I’ve done for you
a diagnosis or you stupid bitch
we’ll never have problems again or nothing is ever anyone’s fault
I’m so good at yoga or the moment is me
end of the movie or child star
what’ll it be reprise or face your fears reprise
friendtopia or let’s generalize about men
ping pong girl or I’ve got my head in the clouds
horny angry tango or we should definitely not have sex right now
it was a shit show or I hate everything but you
no one else is singing my song or wheres rebecca bunch
the math of love triangles or strip away my conscience
I go to the zoo or fit hot guys have problems too
the group mind has decided you’re in love or love’s not a game
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