I have just started Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce, and the literary agent wants her to bring her husband to the book signing, and like...first of all, her agent wouldn't be down her throat about that, it would be her publicist. Secondly, no one actually cares.
Okay, but that's not true.
The extreme Sex and the City energy of this photograph is giving me chills.
I mean, actually, she's probably fine because the show is positing that she is a multi-bestselling author so her book advance was probably huge, plus she got a pre-pub publicity bump from being on the Today Show.
So even if her sales kind of tank from that video going viral, she is literally so rich.
First of all, a book publisher on the West Coast?

Honey.
Second of all, this damage control meeting with her editor, who is using words like "brand." I mean. That is marketing and publicity's job. This is fakery.
I am not sure her going off the deep end un petit would derail a multi-pronged publicity machine this way. Especially when one little thread on Twitter would probably absolve her. All she needs is five solid tweets, a talk show/NPR appearance, and she's back on the horse.
I wanna meet up with my book editor. 😭đŸ„ș
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