i rewatched clue and when i was done, the tv recommended that i might also want to watch clue (2011). my first thought was why would they remake clue, it was already nearly perfect. then i saw it was not a remake but a miniseries... and y'all.

reading the description of this is HILARIOUS and looks like one of the worst things possible i guess all the characters are teenagers at an elite prep school who are simultaneously the most exaggerated possible teen movie cliches the writers could think of.

"Rebel without a cause, and attitude to spare. Seamus has been kicked out of three schools, and he definitely doesn't go to Lakeside Prep. He's got mad skateboard skills and gets everywhere on his deck. Seamus runs with the Gr$$n Scene a super cool and exclusive street art crew."

"Whitney is working overtime to save the world. Petitions, fundraisers, marches, door-to-door outreach—she does them all. Whitney has never met a good cause she did not want to support. But does all that signature-gathering and clipboard-waving leave time for a personal life?"

"Agnes is all about what's going on where, with whom, and why. She reads all the blogs and magazines, so no news gets by her. This style-obsessed search engine diva finds major dirt on people when she's barely trying. It's amazing what folks leave lying around on the Internet."

"Liz Handley, Hottie with a heart of gold. She lives life with the volume cranked—always on the move, changing plans, and somehow finding herself in the spotlight wherever she goes. But she's not totally into herself ... she's got a really good soul to match that killer smile."

"Dmitri is varsity everything, and on Lakeside's Dean's List too. His dad's a major mogul, so Dmitri's whole future is mapped out. That's a lot of pressure."

"Lucas is a total brainiac, but he's no quiet nerd. His IQ is so high he is already a member of the Plum Institute. He can crack any puzzle or game. He will be a huge success in a couple years, but right now, girls are one puzzle he just can't solve."

i ALMOST want to watch it just to see if it lives down to this potential