I JUST MET MY ROOMMATE AND IT WAS LIKE LOVE AT FIRST FUCKING SIGHT IM LOSING MY SHIT SHES GAY AND SHES A WITCH AND SHE LIKES QUEEN AND STAR WARS AND MARVEL IM GOING TO START COMBUSTING I NEED AN ADULT PLEASE FUCK I GET TO LIVE WITH THIS WOMAN AAAAAA 👁👄👁
AND SHE STANS DAVID TENNANT IM LITERALLY MAKING HER WATCH GOOD OMENS WITH ME PLEASE IM SHAKING AND CRYING
IM LITERALLY SHIDDING AND FARDDING RN I NEED HELP PLEASE I CANNOT DO THIS I AM GOING TO CRY SHES SO PRETTY AND IM JUST A LITTLE CREATURE
ALSO I FORGOT TO MENTION SHE HAS A FUCKING SNAKE TATTOO I WANNA H*LD HER H*ND FUCK
this is y’all rn I
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