soulmate au where you grow up together so you just think you’re the bestest friends and never even considered y’all could be soulmates until you reach of age and the matching signs appears and you’re both bamboozled

“sure the heavens made a mistake?” person a says and person b isn’t even insulted

“you’re right,” person b says. “i get the library can tell us what the fuck is going on.”

“the library!!!” person a scoffs. “we can just look up online. who r u?, hermoine granger?”

“this is why i’m sure the heavens made a mistake,” person b says. “they wouldn’t have put me together with a person that thinks libraries are lame.”

and maybe they do fall in love of kanye they figure out platonic soulmates exist who knows. but i like this story.