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Imagine you& #39;re playing dolls. You& #39;ve got two Ken dolls and they& #39;re husbands and you gave them a beautiful house and a pet dog. I know I did.
Now imagine someone comes up to you and says "YOU CAN& #39;T DO THAT!"
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Now imagine someone comes up to you and says "YOU CAN& #39;T DO THAT!"
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Someone comes up to you and says "stop making your Ken dolls kiss, I like it when he kisses Barbie!!"
You tell them that these are your Ken dolls and you got them as a birthday present from your parents, who said do whatever you want with them.
You tell them that these are your Ken dolls and you got them as a birthday present from your parents, who said do whatever you want with them.
If you were me, you& #39;d probably pry their heads off and stuff them in shampoo bottles. And that& #39;s your right! You can do whatever you want to poor Ken and his husband, Ken2!
Instead of dismembering them, let& #39;s opt to make them kiss instead. So both Kens are kissing.
Instead of dismembering them, let& #39;s opt to make them kiss instead. So both Kens are kissing.
Barbie is their vivacious neighbour who loves coming to Ken & Ken2& #39;s cocktail parties. You have their lives figured out. Why would you change that because Julie doesn& #39;t like Ken and Ken2 kissing? She has her own Ken and Barbie she can have kissing.
You tell her as such! These are my Ken and Ken2! I want them to be happily married DINKs so they can afford the lifestyle in which they have become accustomed! They don& #39;t need to break up and kiss Barbie! Besides, Barbie has a life companion with her that looks foxy and mature.
But Julie gets mad again! "That isn& #39;t how I like to play with Barbie and Ken!!!"
Okay Julie. You don& #39;t have to play with me. I& #39;m perfectly fine playing with my Kens and their dream house myself. I didn& #39;t even ask if you wanted to play with me. Plus, with how you& #39;re yelling..
Okay Julie. You don& #39;t have to play with me. I& #39;m perfectly fine playing with my Kens and their dream house myself. I didn& #39;t even ask if you wanted to play with me. Plus, with how you& #39;re yelling..
I don& #39;t even WANT to play with you anymore. All because you came up to me while I was playing with my dolls and telling me what to do with them.
If you want Barbie and Ken to kiss, go do that with your Barbie and Ken dolls. They look exactly like mine but have a less--
If you want Barbie and Ken to kiss, go do that with your Barbie and Ken dolls. They look exactly like mine but have a less--
Enthralling lifestyle, at least to me. If that& #39;s the most incredible thing you can think of for them? Good for you!! I am genuinely so glad that Barbie and Ken make you so happy like that!! Please keep playing with them that way to your heart& #39;s content!! I will not step on--
Your toes and make you play with Ken and Ken2!!
But that means you have to leave me alone so I can play with Ken and Ken2 in their happy home with Mittens the Pomeranian. They& #39;re very happy in my imagination.
You know, where I can do whatever I want?
But that means you have to leave me alone so I can play with Ken and Ken2 in their happy home with Mittens the Pomeranian. They& #39;re very happy in my imagination.
You know, where I can do whatever I want?
If Julie wants to keep her Barbie and Ken dolls separate from mine, that& #39;s perfectly fine! I like my Kens anyway, they smell like the shampoo bottles I was... Yeah.
Ken and Ken2 are happily married in my imagination.
Barbie and Ken are happily married in Julie& #39;s imagination...
Ken and Ken2 are happily married in my imagination.
Barbie and Ken are happily married in Julie& #39;s imagination...
And the best part is? They are all the exact same dolls. Ken and Ken2? Identical. Barbie and Barbie? The same damn one. All the dolls are the same.
It& #39;s just up to whoever& #39;s playing with them what they want to do with them.
Stop being selfish and controlling.
It& #39;s just up to whoever& #39;s playing with them what they want to do with them.
Stop being selfish and controlling.
*No Barbies were harmed in the making of this thread. However I have only two of the dozens of childhood Barbies that survived my early years. Many were lost to shampoo bottles and scissors.
