seasons 4 through 6 of glee were a figment of tina cohen-chang’s imagination

a conspiracy theory thread
in props (3.20), tina falls into a fountain and hits her head against the concrete HARD. this unfortunately puts tina into a coma. she remains (alive) but in the coma for the remainder of the series
immediately after slipping into this coma tina imagines switching bodies w/ rachel. she finally gets the two things she’s always wanted. one, a solo. she sings because of you and BODIES it so go stream
the second thing she wanted was to feel needed. she spent years in the back of the glee club doing nothing. finally she got to save rachel. she got to speak to carmen to help rachel get into nyada. finally rachel needed HER
as a result tina imagines rachel getting into nyada (because she imagines it was thanks to her). in reality rachel didn’t get in due to her failing her audition twice AND having a suspension on her record
in season two at nationals it is said that nationals has two rounds. in season three there is only one round and the new directions win... why? CUZ IT WASNT A REAL COMPETITION TINA WAS IMAGINING IT
not to mention the last minute solo she gets in edge of glory despite lack of practice and quinn gets one too. why? cuz quinn and her grew closer together when they were the only girls in the NDs
also quinn be able to do elaborate choreography without missing a step despite being paralyzed like a month ago doesn’t seem realistic does it... yeah that’s cuz it didn’t happen
when the new directions return to mckinley as national champs they are immediately popular, this is due to tina’s longing to be popular
tina remains decently popular though the rest of the series. she has an assistant and she wins prom queen despite literally no one liking her because of how bitchy she’s become
the season four newbies are simply boring, one dimensional copies of finn, quinn/santana, puck, and rachel this is due to tina subconsciously understanding that the seniors were leaving and her missing them. so she mentally replaced them with people that were like them
season four see tina getting a competition solo. gangnam style😤😤 despite this solo sucking (and being a complete racial stereotype #justiceforjenna) they win the competition
you may be saying “the won cuz the warblers were on hgh” well what if i told you there is no rule against performance enhancers. in hell-o (1.14) tina mentions vocal adrenaline uses performance enhancers yet no one cares
this is also explains the out of character behaviors. like blaine cheating. tina had a crush on blaine since they were juniors (season three) and she wanted kurt out of the picture so she had the cheating occur
this also explains why she literally assaulted blaine and no one cared and she faced no punishment
kurt getting the vogue job that he wasn’t qualified for, rachel getting cast as fanny brice despite having only been in one musical before, finn being hired as a teacher despite not being college... jobs without being qualified was all thanks to tina mentally wanting...
...what’s best for her friends. in season five tina gets denied from ohio state but gets into brown. not getting into a state school but getting into an ivy league is impossible. period. yet, she gets in... wonder why??!
things like klaine getting back together most likely reflects ppl visiting her in the hospital and talking to her abt their lives. kurt and blaine talking to her about their dating life...
and finn’s death? unfortunately my bby did die and he died in tina’s dream too because people told her about him passing away when they’d talk to her body
now I’m getting kinda tired cuz it’s early as FUCK so maybe I’ll continue to elaborate another time. but yes this is factual.
thanks for reading now stream tina’s best solo hung up for good skin
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