Toni discovered sunshine today. And then she tried to eat it. There’s a metaphor in there somewhere
I think this will be a Toni thread https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☝🏾" title="Zeigefinger nach oben (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Zeigefinger nach oben (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">
Still haven’t properly unpacked the office/studio space so it’s kinda turned into a dumping ground https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😫" title="Müdes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Müdes Gesicht">. Toni’s not really supposed to be in here but I feel she’s lowkey obsessed with the sensation of carpet under her paws? She’ll be big mad when it gets replaced with hardwood https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😈" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit Hörnern" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit Hörnern">
I just got back from a shoot. It was my first work day away from home since collecting Toni. I thought she would be waiting at the door for me.

She wasn’t https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
Who is seeing her? Honestly? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
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When your crush makes a joke:
I don’t even know what this thing is called but Toni tried to bully it.
Still giving looks.
There was a sofa-bed in the living room while the new sofa and bed were both being made. She LOVED it under there but it’s gone now. And so is that infant face https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> They grow up so fast https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
She looks like this now @ 12 weeks https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
Fly Gyal Toni had her nails did today. Hated it, obviously https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
It’s the placement of each paw and the crossed legs for me.
I can’t wait to look back at this thread in 5 years https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
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