I think Louis Theroux would have a lovely weekend with me.

Saturday AM: The producers brief louis about who I am.

Saturday AM: Breakfast, and I introduce Louis to beige crunchy foods washed down with some ice cold pepsi max.

Saturday AM: I'm still having issues being comfortable around new people.

SATURDAY MORNING: I tell him about my book that's a novel but also a comic and it's about autism but it's also about the big sad.

Sat pm: I take him on one of my country walks and he finds out I walk faster than most people jog.

Sat Pm: rees is having a tantrum about his broccoli risotto and begging for crisps on twitter.

Sat pm: party time.

Sat pm: "I read an article that CBD is good for autism so I got hooked on thc"

Sunday morning. "I'd agreed to meet rees at his dads to walk the dogs, still unclear if 'maisy' 'maz moo' 'the beagle' 'lady beagleton' and 'the loaf' were all the same dog"

Sunday morning. I spend 30mins in the bathroom playing podcasts at full volume and the taps on to have a good poo.

Sunday PM

Sunday PM.