wangxianhualian college au (cw:
)

they meet when hua cheng saves wwx from a dog randomly on the street (wwx goes through a whole cycle of âlan zhan! jiejie!â even âa-cheng!â back to âlan zhan!!â with increasing panic and no replies, and he ends up clinging to the nearest person, who happens to be hua cheng)
and hua cheng is like What. And then What again because some rando is clinging to him in the middle of the sidewalk in front of his favorite coffee shop and, oh the stranger is kinda cute? and seems genuinely distressed
hua cheng quickly realizes what the stranger is afraid of is the dog tied up outside of the shop, patiently waiting for its owner, looking genuinely content with the world,
so hua cheng does what any reasonable person would do and glares at the dog until it cowers and subtly moves the Cute Stranger further away from the dog while staying positioned between the two
and wwx is so relieved when he realizes the Demon Creature is far away from him that he nearly starts crying and hugging hua cheng and hua cheng is like. okay.
and wwx offers to buy hc some coffee (where he was headed before he noticed the Devil Spawn) but hua cheng, who already has a cup, waves him off and they part ways and they think thatâs the end of it
(wwx goes home and tells lwj âa handsome man saved me from a dog todayâ
âbut i had classes all dayâ
âyouâre not the only handsome man i know, lan zhanâ
âhm.â
quickly, âbut of course youâre the MOST handsome! and i love you!!â
âmnâ)
âbut i had classes all dayâ
âyouâre not the only handsome man i know, lan zhanâ
âhm.â
quickly, âbut of course youâre the MOST handsome! and i love you!!â
âmnâ)
so they think thatâs the end of that, but it turns out wwx and hua cheng are the same major, or a related major, either way they share classes and inevitably end up running into each other again
wangxianhualian become friends (the first time lwj and hc met, they squared up and maybe did a mental comparison of how they measured up. rocky start. xie lian and wei wuxian got on great from the get-go, though)
eventually crushes are developed, conversations are had
and then they end up at some kind of college/frat party. think solo cups and jungle juice.
so some people are wasted. some wasted people are wwx and xl.
lwj goes looking for his wayward, drunk boyfriend, and finds him on a couch, drunkenly, sloppily making out with xie lian, hc sitting on what little space there is left on the couch looking for all the world like heâs just hanging out, relaxing
but his eyes are focused on the display in front of him
and lwj just stands there frozen bc. boys kissing.
and hua cheng lazily looks over at lwj and smirks, âhot, right?â
hua chengâs words startle lan zhan out of his daze and he takes a step forward. and freezes again. about 3 different scenarios run through his mind while heâs frozen in his spot, wwx and xl still making out, hua cheng smirking up at him
and he doesnât really have time to follow through on anything bc xl and wwx are coming up for air, and wwxâs noticed him, and he grins, and cries âlan zhan!â, and throws himself into lan zhanâs arms
and lan zhanâs arms automatically close around him, and wei ying is flushed and warm and lwj isnât sure if itâs from the alcohol or the make out session, but wei ying is pressing closer so lan zhan holds him closer
and wei ying slurs into his collarbone, âwe talked about it, they like us too, isnt that fantastic?â
and lwj stiffens. âwhat?â
and hua cheng chuckles, and itâs not a particularly kind chuckle, but it is warm, but lwj canât focus on that right now because wwx is giggling into his neck and saying, âletâs make out, letâs make outâ
and lwj, forever awkward when faced with unexpected social situations, says, âmaybe i should take wei ying homeâ and tries to bolt
but hua chengâs voice stops him with an easy, âwhy donât you take us all home?â
lwj, still panicking, âthat might not be prudentâ and hua cheng just laughs again and says âokay, next timeâ and letâs himself be distracted by xie lian crawling into his lap now that his make out partner has left
and lwj takes wwx and has a nice freak out over how hot wwx and xl are and maybe lets wwx blow him about it
turns out ânext timeâ is two days later when theyâre all hanging out (as friends!!! lwj frantically tells himself) and xie lian ends up in his lap
and heâs like Uh. bc Cute Boy but not HIS Cute Boy and okay now both hc AND wwx are laughing at him
and xie lian leans in, and he has the most predatory look in his eyes that lwj has ever seen from him, even tho his smile is still gentle and serene
and he gives lwj enough time to retreat, but lwj doesnât, and xlâs lips land on his and theyâre kissing
and lwj gets into it and only breaks away when he hears wwx moan and then laugh
and he looks over and wwx is on hcâs lap and hcâs got his hands on wwxâs ass
wwx, amused, âyou move quickâ
hc, genuine but his tone teasing, âdo you want me to slow down?â
hc, genuine but his tone teasing, âdo you want me to slow down?â
and wwx hesitates, and glances back at lwj, and lwj just says âitâs fineâ and, with a gentle hand still on xie lian to steady him, lwj leans in to capture wwxâs lips in a kiss
âa-zhanâ wei ying giggles into the kiss âlan zhan lan zhan, you havenât kissed a-lang yet. itâs only fairâ
and san lang stiffens at the nickname, but then a slow smirk spreads across his face, and he leans in, catching wwx around the waist when wwx loses balance and throws his arms around hcâs shoulders
with his free hand hua cheng catches lwjâs chin and pulls him in for a kiss
and itâs very much a battle for dominance, biting and sucking and pushing and pulling, but hcâs grinning and lwjâs smiling, and when they finally break apart wwx breaths out a âwow, that was hotâ
and wwx looks at hua cheng, then xie lian, and then lan wangji, chewing his lip, and lan wangji asks âwhat is the matter?â
and wwx whines âi wanna suck them both off,â and pouts and lwj laughs one of his little, genuine laughs
wwx starts petulantly tugging at hua chengâs shirt, bc itâs the one he has easiest immediate access to, telling him, âtake it off, take it offâ
and hua cheng laughs, âif you want to suck me off, donât you need to take off my pants?â while xie lian soothes, âslow down, we have timeâ
wwxâs hands immediately fall to hua chengâs pants at his words, efficiently working them open
then wei ying presses a kiss to hua chengâs forehead, between his brows, brushed across each cheek, to his lips, all soft, before he sinks to his knees between hua chengâs legs
and hua chengâs hands fall to wei yingâs face, careful in his touch
and wei ying smirks and says âyou can be rough if you wantâ
wei ying takes san lang into his mouth, and he has a very talented mouth, and san langâs hand tightens in wwxâs hair and he fucks up into wwxâs mouth
wei ying moans, and becomes more eager, working san lang until san lang is tugging at his hair, pulling him off, and wei ying lets out a whine of complaint
wei ying looks up and hua cheng is flushed and panting and beautiful, and wwx says, âyou can come in my mouthâ
beside them, lwj and xl are watching, and xl, still in lwjâs lap, feels lwjâs boner
he smiles and says, âi can help you with thatâ
and then wwx is climbing over both of them and shoving his tongue in lwjâs mouth, and lan zhan realizes that wei yingâs mouth tastes like hua chengâs come
before lan zhan has his bearings about him, wwx has already moved to kissing xie lian, deep and thorough, and basically right on top of lan zhan
wwx breaks the kiss and says to xie lian, âdo you want me to show you how lan zhan likes it?â and xie lian is like âuhâ bc wwx is very clearly excited, pressing in close and grinning huge
and before he can come up with an answer, wei ying is clambering off the couch and pulling xie lian down with him
they settle in front of lan zhan, and wei ying pulls xie lian into a kiss, but itâs a ploy to strip xie lian out of his shirt, wei yingâs mouth finding xie lianâs neck, throat, collarbones
âwei ying,â hua cheng calls out after a while, voice calm and steady, like the surface of a lake on a windless day, âwerenât you going to teach gege something?â
wei ying blinks out of his daze, mouth and teeth and tongue on one of xie lianâs nipples, his hand coming up to tease the other
âah,â wei ying says, gasps, âahh, ahh! i was!â and he grins and pulls xie lian over to lan zhan, making quick work of lan zhanâs pants and exposing him to all their watchful gazes
lwj can feel his ears growing hot
wei ying takes lan zhan in hand and starts in on something that is almost lecture-worthy, demonstrating then having xie lian copy, praising xie lian and explaining lan zhanâs weaknesses in turn
lan zhan gets a murmured âgood boyâ out of wei ying on a particular aborted thrust, choked back moan, when lan zhan slid his hand into xie lianâs hair
wei ying keeps up his soft encouragements, even as his mouth trails down xie lianâs neck, wwxâs hands finding xlâs zipper
at some point hua cheng had caught lwjâs chin, guiding him into a deep kiss, but they both pause when they see wwx sink to the floor
wei ying whines a little because the logistics arenât working out, and he canât suck off xie lian
hua cheng sees his frustration and chuckles. âwhy donât you play with me for a bit,â he says
wei ying pouts, but itâs an offer heâs obviously not going to refuse, so he abandons xie lianâs pants for hua chengâs lap
âyouâre wearing so many clothes,â hua cheng purrs, a teasing lilt to his tone
âwhy donât you take them off of me,â wei ying challenges, and hua cheng does just that, divesting wei ying of his shirt, then his pants, then his underwear
hua chengâs hand falls to wei ying, his touch gentle, his other hand softly resting high on wei yingâs thigh
theyâre on lan zhan and wei yingâs couch, so when hua cheng asks, âis there lube?â heâs expecting the answer to be an easy âyesâ
instead he gets a ânoâ from wei ying, whoâs laughing about it for some reason, and a distracted moan from lan zhan, and hua cheng curses and fishes through his own pockets, producing a few packets
he rips one open and uses it to slick up the hand around wei ying, the other wandering closer to wei yingâs entrance
they press carefully, asking permission, and wei ying hisses out a âyesâ followed by some incoherent begging that hua cheng easily kisses away
but before he can, a soft âsan langâ comes from xie lian, whoâs half standing, hand out in silent question, and hua cheng hands him the remaining packets of lube
and xie lian straddles lwj, pressing them together in his hand, leaning in for a kiss
thatâs the last hua cheng sees before he gets distracted by wei ying, greedy and desperate and demanding
and hua cheng works wwx until heâs rocking forward and back, wanting more, more, more from both of hua chengâs hands
when theyâre finished, satiated, tired, covered in various substances, they share lazy kisses and warm touches, too tired and content to move just yet
then wei ying speaks up: âdoes this mean weâre all boyfriends now?â and hua cheng scoffs and xie lian reaches out an affectionate hand and lan zhan just closes his eyes and says âyes, wei ying.â
~the end~