If I ever die from COVID, please know that my dying wish is that my corpse be catapulted at high speed directly into Mitch McConnell’s bedroom window at 3 am

I don’t just want my death to be politicized, i want it to be weaponized

Someone was like “do you mean into or through” as a grammar gotcha and I was honestly thinking into but really you can choose your own adventure here

I don’t have a soundcloud, but black lives matter, trans rights are human rights, ACAB, abolish ICE, and bacon is better than pork belly no matter how many pretentious twits tell you otherwise.

If anyone can recommend good charities to donate to I’ll put them here

RT you cowards