Imagine this: You live in a remote town. You order izinto zeDlozi online because scarcity. Your things do not arrive. The online store lies to you and gives you a tracking number. But your parcel gets delivered to someone else. iDlozi smacks YOU and you suffer for it. Fuck.

How do you fuck up such a sensitive order? Did my things get touched by someone else? Did you never send my things? Why are you running a Dlozi store if awuna qiniso? Ngingum’sunu mina ngok’zama uk’hlanganisela amaKhehla wam’ kanti wena ungiqambela amanga? Ngingum’sunu wakho min?

I literally have been losing my mind because I NEED those things. I DO NOT have somewhere to walk into and buy. Angilali, angiziva ngiphilile, ngiphela amandla ngithembe wena ungisize but you treat me like um’tsintsila by ignoring me, taking your time with me, lying to me.

Ning’xolele ngenhlamba kodwa ngiyabhodla. I have been patient for weeks on end for lamasimba. Mndawu o ntshwere ka di washene wena o tsamaya moyeng’ ka bophelo tsaka. YiMali yeDlozi leyo oyiphethe is’fusegi kanje. Hay’ noko ndixhelwe kakubi apha. Ndzi vavisekile. Himpela.

Angisazi funi nazo lezozinto. iNkosi im’size loya sisi ngoba inhliziyo yami ib’hlungu. Ngifela her incompetency when all I wanted was her to be honest with me from the beginning. Ngisafunda nam’, ngilinde intwaso, angikwazi ukuz’bamba. Maar ek is die poes hier? Sharp. Thokozani.