Imagine the sampling of humans on earth who know what pro wrestling is.

Next step- the sampling of that sample who knows what anything except WWE is.

Next step- take the sampling of THAT sample who knows what indie wrestling is

Next step- the
*ever-shrinking* sample of THAT sample who has ever heard of J***.

Next step- the much smaller sampling of even THAT sample who like him & are his fan. That is a very small amount of people- no matter what our social media wrestling bubbles tell us. That’s a comically small
(too small to matter anywhere outside this tiny bubble) number of actual humans.

That small sample are the only people he needs to convince that he’s innocent- but guess what, they already think he’s innocent automatically because they love him.

So really/ this video is a
commercial to only them- begging them to keep paying him patreon $.

He’s guilty, he knows he’s guilty, we know he’s guilty, & he knows we know he’s guilty.

It’s a performative ad for his loyal stupid (& very few) diehard fans so he can keep robbing them of money each month.
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