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Guess which city is next in line for men in unmarked vans?

Take a wild guess, @brhodes.

Will you cry? How about you, @SpeakerPelosi?

@realDonaldTrump won't cry for urban terrorists.
Notice how the cop speaks as though the police are helpless.

Then she reassures everyone that the cops took their lumps and let the goons smash everything in sight.

You think this is going to help the Democrats in November?
Now, the eunuch running Portland said that he ordered the cops to stand down so as to prevent violence.

Looks like they did the same in Seattle.

How'd that work out?

AND.

Let me ask everyone a simple question:
Which would you prefer, a ride in an unmarked van or a baseball bat to the side of your head?

Did the men in camouflage take people out to landfills, make them kneel, and put them out of our misery?

No.
So why are rides in vans worse than assaults with baseball bats and explosives?

See where I'm going with this, leftists?

You're telling us that we must elect Biden so that we can have MORE VIOLENCE.

You're all insane.

Where's the violence from Trump?

In his tweets?
Mary the Tank Engine said that Trump's rhetoric is endangering the country.
How about well-organized professional street brawlers?

Der Sturmabteilung.
Mary, which would you rather have on your back porch right this second, the Sturmabteilung or the men in the unmarked vans?

That's what I thought.

@AOC said, "Why not swing for the fences?"

SO THEY ARE. THIS IS IT.

And it's a giant flop.
Jonathan Chait HATES Trump.

But he sees where all of this is going.

Here's the deal:

American leftists never thought it could actually happen. They wanted a PRETEND leftist dictatorship.

Obama governing by fiat and making those stinky corporations stop doing...something.
All of them are rich and safe, so they could afford to pretend to be communists, like this idiot with his $800 shoes.

It was all a game to them.
But NOW they look around them, and like me, they're old enough to remember THIS:
In Soylent Green, EVERYBODY is ignorant, corrupt, incompetent, lawless, and heartless.

The only thing people really want to do is die.

It's one of my favorite movies.

I always knew we'd end up close to Soylent Green, but I ALSO always knew that we'd pull back.
REMEMBER:

"Trump's strategy is to shake every single institution almost to destruction, because that's the only way to make people snap out of it."

--Steve Bannon
Nothing's more embarrassing than hearing cops beg people to love them.

"Please smash my head again. It's necessary for my atonement."

Whatever. That which has no will to survive, won't.

If cops refuse to defend themselves, it's not my problem.
You'd THINK that survival instinct would kick in when the baseball bat comes whistling toward their faces, but you'd be wrong.

Imagine being able to condition cops to not protect themselves.

How is that possible?

I don't know, but I don't care.
BRING ON THE UNMARKED VANS.

And in case anyone gets any funny ideas, the vans aren't alone.

You won't see or hear what's covering the vans.

I think useless city cops just need to stop talking. Why are you narrating a story of brainless destruction?
"First they went here and destroyed everything, then they went there and destroyed everything, then they took a break in the park, and then they attacked us and put us in the hospital."

And?

Why are you telling me this?
It's YOUR JOB to stop them.

It's NOT your job to give us a travelogue from hell.

Why should all those businesses pay your salaries if you're just going to be bystanders?

Heck, Seattle should pay ME a salary to sit at my computer and narrate your pathetic Kristallnacht.
But whatever.

Al of this just means more votes for Trump, so Godspeed.

Leftist cops and the Sturmabteilung, locked in a danse macabre.
And in the end, Trump wins.

It's too funny for words.

A cartoon from 1931 will have to suffice.

This is what the inside of Pelosi's head is like.

All the time.



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