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First day cutting out gluten, processed sugar, dairy and meat - basically all edible forms of joy.
The internet did its thing and sent me videos of cheesy chicken tacos, pasta drowned in bechamel and gooey chocolate cake.
The internet did its thing and sent me videos of cheesy chicken tacos, pasta drowned in bechamel and gooey chocolate cake.
Day 2 of this self-inflicted torture. Gluten is everything and I miss it so much.
Lose my number, Pizza Hut
Today’s lesson: overnight oats > stovetop oats
Voluntarily watched a video featuring a recipe for spaghetti pie #selfsabotage
Day 3: walked past a shawarma truck and wasn’t tempted by the aroma
Also, sugar withdrawal symptoms are very real
Also, sugar withdrawal symptoms are very real
Actually enjoyed my oatmeal dinner so I don’t even know who I am anymore
I don’t want to eat anything but I feel so sad. Sugar always uplifted my mood, albeit for a short time.
This diet is forcing me to gaze into the depths of my soul and I don’t like it
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This diet is forcing me to gaze into the depths of my soul and I don’t like it
Someone please bring me a bag or two of Cadbury’s Eclairs #sugarwithdrawals
Day 4: left with only a hint of a headache, which is an enormous improvement.
Also food had become unnecessarily stressful. I feel calmer now.
Also food had become unnecessarily stressful. I feel calmer now.
The headache is back full swing and I’m feeling kind of jittery.
Spoke too soon :(
Spoke too soon :(
Thought of the day: baby carrots don’t taste as cute as they look
Also as restrictive as this diet is, I don’t find it anywhere as miserable as I did keto.
I’m truly in awe of those who can stick to it and get amazing results but it was not for me.
I’m truly in awe of those who can stick to it and get amazing results but it was not for me.
Sudden craving for Pizza Hut’s pillow-soft garlic bread
Day 5: I’ve noticed a pattern - I can power through the day but begin to crave random foods at night (lots of carbs)
Apples are disgusting, don’t @ me
Sugar, my most loyal friend, I miss you oh so much
