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100 things that are bad for Manchester United.
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1. Gary Neville
Constantly talks rubbish in the media and somehow manages to brainwash an entire fanbase into believing whatever propaganda The Glazers/Ole ask him to spread.
Lukaku being overweight being the obvious one.
On top of that, he is a hypocrite.
Constantly talks rubbish in the media and somehow manages to brainwash an entire fanbase into believing whatever propaganda The Glazers/Ole ask him to spread.
Lukaku being overweight being the obvious one.
On top of that, he is a hypocrite.
2. Paul Scholes
Sat and moaned about Jose Mourinho winning 2 trophies and finishing 2nd... And now he is happy with Ole serving up our worst season in 30 years, finishing 37pts behind Liverpool when they won the league and MAYBE finishing 4th.
Says it all. Hypocrite.
Sat and moaned about Jose Mourinho winning 2 trophies and finishing 2nd... And now he is happy with Ole serving up our worst season in 30 years, finishing 37pts behind Liverpool when they won the league and MAYBE finishing 4th.
Says it all. Hypocrite.
3. Rio Ferdinand
Not as bad as Neville and Scholes but still horrendous.
Was constantly on Mourinhos arse when he was manager and now his tune has changed.
Why? Cause our new manager used to share a dressing room with him?
Shambles. Get him off TV.
Not as bad as Neville and Scholes but still horrendous.
Was constantly on Mourinhos arse when he was manager and now his tune has changed.
Why? Cause our new manager used to share a dressing room with him?
Shambles. Get him off TV.
4. Ole Solskjaer
Statistically, our worst manager in PL history. And Cardiff's.
Served up our worst season in 30 years, finished 37pts behind Liverpool when they won the title, called The Glazers "family", lied about their investment, belittled the fans... Need I continue?
Statistically, our worst manager in PL history. And Cardiff's.
Served up our worst season in 30 years, finished 37pts behind Liverpool when they won the title, called The Glazers "family", lied about their investment, belittled the fans... Need I continue?
5. The Glazer Family
The worst owners in sport. Removed 1.8 billion from the club. Invested zero. Despite what Ole tells you.
We turnover 650m annually. We should be up there with Barca, Real, Juve, Bayern and PSG. Instead, we are acting like the starvation army.
Sickening.
The worst owners in sport. Removed 1.8 billion from the club. Invested zero. Despite what Ole tells you.
We turnover 650m annually. We should be up there with Barca, Real, Juve, Bayern and PSG. Instead, we are acting like the starvation army.
Sickening.
6. Ed Woodward
Literally The Glazers model employee. After Ole of course.
Struggles to get any deal over the line it seems.
Refused to back Jose with signings and even overruled his decisions to sell certain players.
Did I mention this guy knows nothing about football?
Literally The Glazers model employee. After Ole of course.
Struggles to get any deal over the line it seems.
Refused to back Jose with signings and even overruled his decisions to sell certain players.
Did I mention this guy knows nothing about football?
7. Harry Maguire
Our worst captain in history. Zero trophies. 4 relegations.
Came into the team and ultimately lead it to our worst season in 30 years.
Leicester are even better without him. As proven by their league standings.
Imagine spending 80m on him. Sums us up.
Our worst captain in history. Zero trophies. 4 relegations.
Came into the team and ultimately lead it to our worst season in 30 years.
Leicester are even better without him. As proven by their league standings.
Imagine spending 80m on him. Sums us up.
8. Daniel James
Hands down, the worst player I ever seen in a United shirt.
He hasn't scored a league goal since August. 11 months ago!
This player sums up everything that is wrong with Manchester United.
The fans that rate him deserve everything they get.
Hands down, the worst player I ever seen in a United shirt.
He hasn't scored a league goal since August. 11 months ago!
This player sums up everything that is wrong with Manchester United.
The fans that rate him deserve everything they get.
9. Aaron Wan-Bissaka
Ask yourself this question.
What top team has a full back that contributes a goal/assist every 1500 minutes?
The answer is none.
You people want attacking football and yet you gas up a RB who literally can't attack.
Imagine.
Ask yourself this question.
What top team has a full back that contributes a goal/assist every 1500 minutes?
The answer is none.
You people want attacking football and yet you gas up a RB who literally can't attack.
Imagine.
10. Odion Ighalo
You think Maguires 4 Relegations are bad? This bloke actually got relegated from the Chinese League.
But I'm supposed to believe he's United quality...
I suggest you all take your standards out of the toilet.
Zero Premier League goals by the way.
You think Maguires 4 Relegations are bad? This bloke actually got relegated from the Chinese League.
But I'm supposed to believe he's United quality...
I suggest you all take your standards out of the toilet.
Zero Premier League goals by the way.
11. Top Reds
These people are factually responsible for everything that happens around the club: The Glazers still being here, the players thats here, the manager that's here...
This lot will happily lower their standards and call you a plastic for daring to speak the truth.
These people are factually responsible for everything that happens around the club: The Glazers still being here, the players thats here, the manager that's here...
This lot will happily lower their standards and call you a plastic for daring to speak the truth.
12. The Academy
This is nothing more than a sentiment for The Glazer Family to exploit, in order to save money.
They know its a weakness for Manchester United fans due to the success of The Class of 92.
The fact is, we haven't produced a world class player since 1992.
This is nothing more than a sentiment for The Glazer Family to exploit, in order to save money.
They know its a weakness for Manchester United fans due to the success of The Class of 92.
The fact is, we haven't produced a world class player since 1992.
13. Sir Alex Ferguson
Before you get your panties in a twist, ask yourself why he is still making decisions and having an influence on this club?
He has somehow chosen 2 of our past 4 managers. How has this happened?
We have to move on.
Before you get your panties in a twist, ask yourself why he is still making decisions and having an influence on this club?
He has somehow chosen 2 of our past 4 managers. How has this happened?
We have to move on.
14. Sir Bobby Charlton
Like Ferguson, Charlton somehow has authority at the club to make and influence decisions.
He openly apologised to The Glazers for the protests. But let's ignore that because he was a great player, shall we?
These two are holding us back.
Like Ferguson, Charlton somehow has authority at the club to make and influence decisions.
He openly apologised to The Glazers for the protests. But let's ignore that because he was a great player, shall we?
These two are holding us back.
15. Ryan Giggs
Somehow, the Wales manager is still having a say on who our club signs. As proven by his disastrous suggestion in Daniel James.
This man failed as an Assistant under Moyes and Van Gaal.
That was after snaking them both.
Stop listening to this man please.
Somehow, the Wales manager is still having a say on who our club signs. As proven by his disastrous suggestion in Daniel James.
This man failed as an Assistant under Moyes and Van Gaal.
That was after snaking them both.
Stop listening to this man please.
16. Scott McTominay
A West Brom quality player who is getting gassed up by this fanbase because he shows "pashun and desiyah" and points around the pitch every now and then.
This is how low our standards have fallen.
A West Brom quality player who is getting gassed up by this fanbase because he shows "pashun and desiyah" and points around the pitch every now and then.
This is how low our standards have fallen.
17. Brandon Williams
Basically a prime example of the Academy lowering the standards and expectations.
We should have a top class left back like Telles or Sandro... But nah, let's pray Brandon Williams becomes the next Denis Irwin instead. Cause that's cheaper.
Woeful.
Basically a prime example of the Academy lowering the standards and expectations.
We should have a top class left back like Telles or Sandro... But nah, let's pray Brandon Williams becomes the next Denis Irwin instead. Cause that's cheaper.
Woeful.
18. Luke Shaw
A grand total of 7 (SEVEN) goal contributions in the Premier League in his five seasons at the club.
If you think this is acceptable for a left back, you're as bad for the club as he is.
Enough said.
A grand total of 7 (SEVEN) goal contributions in the Premier League in his five seasons at the club.
If you think this is acceptable for a left back, you're as bad for the club as he is.
Enough said.
19. "The Yanited Way" / "Yanited DNA"
Basically a buzzword that was invented to brainwash you into thinking spending big money on great players is a bad thing.
Apparently only Foreigners don't have this mythical "DNA"... Makes you think, doesn't it?
Basically a buzzword that was invented to brainwash you into thinking spending big money on great players is a bad thing.
Apparently only Foreigners don't have this mythical "DNA"... Makes you think, doesn't it?
20. "Mercenaries"
Another media term that was invented to make you lower your standards & accept a lack of spending.
Any world class player who knows his worth is now deemed a "mercenary"
But Solskjaer who went from earning 9k at Molde to 100k at United "loves the club"...
Another media term that was invented to make you lower your standards & accept a lack of spending.
Any world class player who knows his worth is now deemed a "mercenary"
But Solskjaer who went from earning 9k at Molde to 100k at United "loves the club"...
