Things programmers believe:
People only live at & #39;official& #39; addresses
People have exactly one address
No one homeless ever used a computer
People never change their country
No one has a mobile phone from one country but lives in another.
No one lives in one country but works in another.
No one works more than one job at a time.
No one is unemployed.
Humans have exactly 2 names.
No one has two names at the same time.
Everyone has exactly one smart phone. It& #39;s on and connected all the time. It& #39;s number never changes.
No one ever loses their smart phone, laptop, or desktop.
No one ever changes their gender.
Everyone& #39;s anatomy is predictable from their listed gender.
No one lives in a place where saying something could be dangerous.
No one needs to conceal their gender or name.
No one is hated just for who they are.
No one has a real investment in any of their accounts.
What have I missed?
Names are at least 3 characters long. Andrew Ng disagrees.
Only humans have accounts. Just ask IBM or @PomatiaTheSnail
Only corporations have accounts.
No one is both a vendor and a consumer on a 2 facing platform.
Everyone lives in the USA.
All internet happens under US rules.
Currency works like it does in the US
Everyone has a credit card (not true for either Netherlands (iDeal bank transfers) or India (QR code based proprietary payment solutions)
Every entity is a person or a for-profit corporation. No one is @yayfrens , @PomatiaTheSnail , @ManCity , @PrologSwi etc.
Every country issues ID, which every person has. Obtaining ID is never problematic.
Everyone is on a fast internet, reliable internet connection and physically able to type fairly fast. It& #39;s ok to put time limits on interaction.
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