Bad news: my period is 9 days late. Good news: the last dude I fucked was an NFL player

Lmao at all the men legitimately mad in the comments at a fucking joke. Bout to post a photo of my super soaked maxi pad

Breonna Taylor’s murderers still walk free. Please sign the petition below. We demand #JusticeForBreonnaTaylor https://www.change.org/p/andy-beshear-justice-for-breonna-taylor

So many men in this thread seem to have very personal issues with women. Therapy is now affordable and accessible to all with @betterhelp ! So sorry your moms didn’t love you. Please seek the help you need and learn to spot a joke for the love of god

https://www.instagram.com/jaxdellosso/ 

Find me on Instagram. It’s no twitter but there’s boobs there I guess

If I see more “aCtUaLLy (insert concerningly well researched stat about NFL players finances after retirement) sO gOoD lUcK WiTh ThAt”

funny ppl u should follow
@arielleaty
@electra_teles
@ThatNonye
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@jestom
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