i've only had wei qi for 10 minutes but i love him
his life is just “oh shit boss baby at it again”
The Audacity™
I LOVE HIM
strip a guy to his undies and make him walk after ur carriage…damn ji chuan goes hard
me every morning before work
mood
ugh the hair ornaments and braids are so pretty
boss baby literally gets fed candy so he'd calm down omg
oh. oh no. who is pretty stabby smort murder boy. is he a gremlin. is xue yang about to have competition.
we've escalated to tied up twink on his knees ok
uhh this guy is So Pretty
oh my god secret telepathy technique this is some heavenly array shit
tfw you forget what you came into the room for
I'M LOSING IT ZHAO QINGFENG IS REALLY COOKING LIKE THIS GUY
“””brothers””” huh. i’m assuming they were not that in the novel it’s based on?
H I BABY HI!!!!!! OH NO I FORGOT HOW PRETTY HE IS OH NOOOOOOOOO
YES THIS IS ALSO THE FACE I MAKE AT SONG JIYANG
FUCKING LOOK AT HIM SMILING LIKE THAT FUCK
welcome 2 ji chuan's sex den
hot
oh my god yan da fu IS A DOCTOR???? f u c k
i……i hhgfdjdfkg
some of the ost sounds like peaches "fuck the pain away" and it's RIGHT DURING YAN DA FU'S SCENE SO
ah yes the totally brotherly way of pretending to be the girl ur brother fucked last night
the evil machinating wen daddy is p hot too ngl
hmm where have i heard that before
kids don't…don't watch on 1.5x speed like me
ohhhh noooo oh noo wen bin?? oh no i wasn't expecting to feels it up so quick
the plot THICKENS
i think…i think yan da fu is into sounding just a feeling idk
some of us have to pay 2 get this kind of humiliation
not with that attitude
ok i'm done for today but wow what a fun show so far
back at it again with the prettiest princess there ever was
zhao qing feng always looks like he's just remembered a dark secret from his past
jesus this scene with the soft music plays out like an unexpected reunion of exes

(also i'm about to fucking die yan da fu is. ethereal. and in his underwear.)
look, at the end of the day there's only one reason i started watching this show and it's presented in this screencap and YES i am screencapping him every fucking time he appears shut UP
presented without comment
JI CHUAN IS SO HAPPY WHAT THE HELL
hEY does wei qi ever show up again??
making notes furiously about yan da fu telling ji chuan he can't call him ji chuan in public
fURIOUSLY
oh
i love spy gremlin also, i wanna do this to xue yang so badly ok, send him undercover to qinghe where nmj is like "MY BOY YOU ARE SHOWING EXEMPLARY SWORDSMANSHIP I AM ADOPTING YOU" and xy is just "please…no. i'm good."
that or you could just use idk salt
wow the crop on that previous one is just. wow. twitter you have outdone yourself
o h .
i just don't have words? to describe how beautiful he is??
thinking xy's face mask technology was probably not a very big deal since it keeps popping up and getting a perfect replica of your enemy's face is easy and doesn't even require 7 years of living with their corpse??
o h purple now
go AWAY
i'm gonna claw my face off their relationship is mwah mwah double chef's kiss
ji chuan just completely lets down his guard with him, i cannot??? he looks so soft and gentle and HAPPY to be taken care of?? they haven't met in years and he completely reverted to lil bro mode it's incredible
oh my gooddddddd
yan da fu IS SO FUCKING JEALOUS AND ANGRY OH MY GOOODDDDDDD it's christmas
i'd like to take a moment to say i'm so glad they used sjy's real voice in this bc it is DOING IT for me
AHAHAHA SJY PLS DON'T HURT THE POOR GUY'S DICK LIKE THIS
HE DID IT WITH A VENGEANCE OK he's SO MAD
this is their dad?? or his dark timeline counterpart bc evil goatee
eat ass
unbearable, UNBEARABLE
MY MAN IS BACK!!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAO he gets the best closeups
i simply do not believe he is real
i need you to know i genuinely choked on a breath and said “oh fuck”
LMFAO and then the scene deflates when he has to remove his Spy Outfit bc if he wears a Spy Outfit in public during the day people might realize he’s being sketch. GOOD WHILE IT LASTED THO

also how do i apply to this job
is it too early to wish for a crimson peak au from the intense possessive vibes radiating off yan da fu
SORRY BABY UR NOT WRONG
oh b a b y
ohhhhh dear. my mind is. in the gutter.
WELL F U C K
so yan da fu is afraid of the dark and that’s what daddy does to him?? uGH
oh
i cannot be blamed for the caps, look at him :(
body language, god
wow what a xue yang thing to say
really not down with the way dramas cut a tense scene in half at a basically random junction in order to shove the other half to the beginning of the next episode!! I WAS ENJOYING MY FUCKING TENSION
stab him, it would hurt less
if i have to suffer through this so do all of you
ohhhh god oh god the side swoop is gone
he sNARL
wen bin is such a service top
cannot handle ji chuan and how much nothing really matters to him except his brothers??? power? glory? nope NOPE brother if you want to be chief i'll abdicate immediately
his EAR
kill me he's so beautiful when he's in pain
based on my coverage you'd think the show is only about him and in my heart it is, and not just bc so much of the other brother drama relies on ji chuan simply not telling zhan qingfeng that they're brothers, actually
i'm lov her
got the special red undies out huh
fuck
this disheveled look is really working for me
yeah this is an accurate depiction of a sibling rship tbh
also FUCKING FINALLY
BABY
I HAVE ARRIVED.
oh to be on your knees in front of yan da fu, to get kicked and called useless trash
THE ORIGIN STORY I WANT FOR XY
"i, however, am prettier than all of them"
i think he could stand to be pinned to walls more often
BOUND, GAGGED, ANGERY
what is he so fucking beautiful for?????????
lmao love how zqf finds out ydf's real identity from two NPCs having a conversation at an extremely convenient earshot distance. sigh.
unreal
i…i don't think he should be allowed. i just think. we should stop him.
his EYES, people. HIS EYES.
oh fuck
look i don't wanna spoil it for all the people who just started watching it so it's going to be caps of ydf from here on
KISS HIM, YOU FOOL
penultimate ep!!! you'll be free of my livetweeting soon, dear tlist
oh wei qi and a-fu are LEGIT brother and sister?? oh n o i wish there'd been more of their interactions
H E Y?????
speechless
friends,
i
words are what
ALRIGHT THAT'S A WRAP one last yan da fu for the road
this was a fun journey
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