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Thread. For a few years now I have had an unpaid job at the Daily Express. My job? To say or do something utterly inconsequential, so that they can misinterpret it with a baffling article. Here are many highlights.
Actual story. "I sometimes guess when I dont know. https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1306347/The-Chase-Paul-Sinha-winning-formula-defeat-contestants-Sinnerman-Bradley-Walsh-ITV-videow"
Actual story. I said something. https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1302273/the-chase-Bradley-Walsh-stunned-Paul-sinha-blunder-dr-christian-jessen-itv-video
Actual story. I briefly improvised a self deprecating schtick. https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1275022/The-Chase-Paul-Sinha-storms-off-Sinnerman-viewer-reaction-Bradley-Walsh-ITV-quiz-video
Actual story. I reveal that the lower offer is always the lowest of the three offers. https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1293087/The-Chase-Paul-Sinha-Sinnerman-Chasers-low-offer-Bradley-Walsh-ITV-quiz-video
Actual story. The "huge revelation" was that I can't make an omelette. https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1159754/The-Chase-Paul-Sinha-The-Sinnerman-Bradley-Walsh-itv-video-watch
Actual story. As in every other Final Chase in history, there were some easy questions. https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/877190/The-Chase-Viewers-in-uproar-at-ITV-over-Paul-Sinha-shocker-easy-question-fix-claims
LEAVES. Got knocked out. https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1102974/The-Chase-Bradley-Walsh-Paul-Sinha-winter-Olympics-ITV-video-watch
RAGE. Three people tweeted that I got a question right that was suited to a job I last did 12 years ago https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/899292/The-Chase-fans-RAGE-Paul-Sinha-question-conspiracy-joke-ITV-Bradley-Walsh
