European leaders and their masks:
Macron: Annoyed that he had to cut short his weekend at his place in the Jura, but he’s done this surgery a thousand times before and trust me, you’ll be fine
Xavier Bettel: chose this one cause it matches the super cool racing cars on his pajamas
Merkel: bought this one at her local hardware store. It was cheap and it works fine, why are you asking me about this anyway, what more do you need
von der Leyen: definitely her own woman with her own opinions and doesn’t follow Merkel in any way
Rutte: Can’t believe his staff made him do this, it’s worse than that time they suggested a bike helmet. People need to take responsibility for themselves, and stop depending on sensible northerners like me to do the right thing
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