Okay so someone thought I& #39;m the person in my pfp (aka dakota johnson) and offered me money to be their girlfriend; a thread https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👁️" title="Auge" aria-label="Emoji: Auge">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👄" title="Mund" aria-label="Emoji: Mund">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👁️" title="Auge" aria-label="Emoji: Auge">

He just randomly slides in my dms, i don& #39;t even know him and he goes off saying these kind of things like ???

and btw Idc about anyone& #39;s height especially if they are just someone from the internet lol

Anywho I decided to reply to his messages because I& #39;m bored, and when he said this I just have to put my phone down because this shit is so funny I cant-

Just so you guys know I& #39;m joking about the jewelry part and I didn& #39;t actually expect that he& #39;s willing to send me money just to be his online girlfriend like wtf???? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> plus I& #39;m so speechless I just replied with "..."

End of thread, I didn& #39;t reply to him anymore, he& #39;s just so fucking annoying aaaanddd I actually felt guilty ajshdhdnjkl